I love the south. Love it. But I love these clips from Shirley Q Liquor even more. (Campy drag queen doing the best Delta stereotypical voice there is.) Lawd, I've been wiping tears all morning.
Axe ya mama bout her tomatoes. W-A-L-M-A-R-K. There's a walkmarks near err-body. "I got 19 chirrins." "How old are they?" "Oh, lord! Well, I think they all under eleven." The one about being a church slave had me pounding my fist, laughing my butt off. She's talking about a hat she made out of wood and stick on "diamonds" and that Jesus would love it. "I werr dat fer his gler." (Glory.) TEARS. Tears running down my face. Ahahahahaha.
I think I may need to go as her for Halloween this year. I think this needs t happen. Except, in tradition of American women, I'll go as a slutty version of her. LOL. My sister last year went as a slutty slut, and her fiance went as a slutty cat. No, really. I love my family.
I'm a little out of it this morning, what? YES it's not PC. YES it's possibly offensive to someone. Let me root around in my purse for some care... Laugh or do not laugh, there is no try. WHEEEE MONDAY!
(Oh, and I'm wrapping up Perfume, The Story of A Murderer and it's FABULOUS. If you're looking for a fantastic story that sucks you in with wonderful writing and characters, that's the one. Whomever translated it from the original German to English did an outstanding job. Big thumbs up.)
Axe ya mama bout her tomatoes. W-A-L-M-A-R-K. There's a walkmarks near err-body. "I got 19 chirrins." "How old are they?" "Oh, lord! Well, I think they all under eleven." The one about being a church slave had me pounding my fist, laughing my butt off. She's talking about a hat she made out of wood and stick on "diamonds" and that Jesus would love it. "I werr dat fer his gler." (Glory.) TEARS. Tears running down my face. Ahahahahaha.
I think I may need to go as her for Halloween this year. I think this needs t happen. Except, in tradition of American women, I'll go as a slutty version of her. LOL. My sister last year went as a slutty slut, and her fiance went as a slutty cat. No, really. I love my family.
I'm a little out of it this morning, what? YES it's not PC. YES it's possibly offensive to someone. Let me root around in my purse for some care... Laugh or do not laugh, there is no try. WHEEEE MONDAY!
(Oh, and I'm wrapping up Perfume, The Story of A Murderer and it's FABULOUS. If you're looking for a fantastic story that sucks you in with wonderful writing and characters, that's the one. Whomever translated it from the original German to English did an outstanding job. Big thumbs up.)
- Spock is::
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'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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Did you see the movie of Perfume? I'm only... 8 chapters in? And so much had to be omitted, but I still think the movie was great.
I haven't seen the movie, just reading the book. I heard mixed things about the movie, but I'm sure I'll eventually get to it.
Tell ya mama I axed how her tomatoes durrin.
I think he started out doing a radio show and then grew to be so popular that he created more characters and became a youtube legend. So damn funny.
Also, HI BETH. YOU'RE GONNA GET MARRIED IN LESS THAN TWO WEEKS. Woot!
That's priceless!
I talk to so many of these women on the phone at work. One lady told me how she uses her "nagrigater in her carrar to go to places she needs ta go."
I read Perfume when it was first published. It is a fantastic read.
I'm so behind on all of the books I "should" read. I just took a load of crappy purchases to Half Price Books and returned with "A Tree Grows in Brooklyn" and "A Catcher in the Rye," two books i should have read by now. (But there's so much to read and so little time!)
Also, greetings from the land of Tolkien, Churchill, Grant and Oliver.
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"The Razorbackses is up in here..."
Ooooooh, lawd, sooooooey!
(singing "Jump around, up and down, shake your booty, the Razorbakeses is up in here...")
LOL AMAZING.
Also I just bought Perfume randomly from a bookstore! Now I'm even more excited to read it!