Twilighter, of course. (reasoning: because I don't mock the black vampire in Twilight, I'm a racist. I also didn't mock any Javanese vampires, Eskimo vampires, or CHAV vamps, but that's because I secretly AM a CHAV vamp, innit though?)
Dear Internet: you are full of sparkle wonder and people who spend a lot of time on things they shouldn't. (Ahahaha, irony, wot?)
I love you, Stoney.
(I'm waiting to be told that my icon is racist. Or homophobic. Or makes them look fat. Take your pic. *G*)