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Self Indulgent Poll!

I got a surprise commercial shoot today (whee!) which means that I'm about to leave and won't be back until lunch-ish. Which means that my planned podcast of the Jersey Shore won't happen until after lunch. Which means, okay, I'll stop that. Does anyone even care about my thoughts on yaoi? douchebaggery? This was the episode when Snickles got popped in the nose, if that helps you any. (That was actually pretty intense and horrible, poor little orange oompah loompah!) So I'll leave it up to a poll if I should spend the time making a podcast, or if it's just my Nana listening to it fifteen times.

(And I like making them, it's good voice over practice. But hey, if they're irritating, that's good to know. I'll just sit over here like a dog in the dark eating wet cigarette butts, I hope you know. What, you're too good ta listen to someone talk? Mr. Big Shot podiatrist too busy to call ya mother? I was in labor for nine months, yes, the whole time I carried you, I was in labor, but did I complain once? My feet looked like Challah bread... [/Linda Richman] Lol.

[ETA] Suck it, haters, it's up. ;)

Poll #1500589 TRW: Oompah Loompah-land (Jersey Shore) podcast

Stoney, I would like you to

make the podcast.
shut the hell up about this. No disrespect. But seriously.

What I need you to unnerstan is:

that I love my mutha very much.
Christian Augulier is my muse. Ed Hardy is a genius artist, like Mike Angelo and shit.
I like fist pumpin like chaaaamps.
if my tan ain't lookin like burnt umbah, I ain't dark enough. Spray me up, yo!
da Situation is in charge of da situation. You can't get enough of da Situation. Da Situation is barely able to handle da Situation. Wait, what were we talkin about?
I like girls what suck on pickles. I mean, no offense, but that is hot. Get all the juice out, baby.
god willing, you should meet my mutha.
if it ain't got a sparkle Affliction in fancy script across the muscles, it ain't cool fa dudes. Dudes love the sequins and fancy script on muscle shirts, yo.

A'right a'ready, I gots ta get ready to be a hot nurse. The call didn't ask for a hot nurse, but I can read between the lines. (Lol. Way to fast track yourself to getting dumped by your agent!) (Oh, and I spent SEVEN hours cutting out felt birds yesterday. I scheduled a massage for tomorrow morning. Hunched over a counter for hours? I feel like I'm a semi-colon. *kee-rack*


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Dec. 18th, 2009 02:13 pm (UTC)
Be a hot pegging nurse so you can coo something about the patient/client needing a hot beef injection!!!

I am imagining you made a bajillionty felt birds, and now I'm trying to decide if they're for: (a) some pretty crafty ornaments to give as presents (b) some kind of lovely school project for one of the kids that's connected to fund-raising and or trying to calm a classroom of eight year olds about to go on holiday or (c) missiles of harassment to dangle over people with invisible fishing wire while you shriek out from behind a bush, "Why do BIRDS suddenly APPEAR??? EVERY TIME? YOU ARE NEAR???"
Dec. 18th, 2009 02:22 pm (UTC)
LOLOLOL. I'll just let Marjorie know that she WON'T be playing the part of an enfeebled granny, then. HEEEE.

LOL, you are killing me this morning with the funny, hahahaha. It's actually #1 and I'm taking lots of pictures of them, because I think it's going to turn out SO CUTE. I'll email you the "inspiration" pics, every little bird I cut out I think of you because they're cute pop-art shaped and because of the birdies, too. <3
Dec. 18th, 2009 02:32 pm (UTC)
Ha, I have been up since 5am, and I am a little jittery! @_@

Oh, how cool! I love those sorts of ornaments, and they'll look gorgeous, I'm sure! Awww! ♥
Dec. 18th, 2009 02:37 pm (UTC)
eee, I'm entering that jittery stage of too much coffee, not enough sleep, and no food, too. CINNAMON ROLLS, STAT! <-- can officially use that now. Lol.

It's actually an advent calendar! Ooooh, it looks so cute so far. BOIDS! All plump and jewel toned felt'd! \o/
Dec. 18th, 2009 03:40 pm (UTC)
You funny lady.
Dec. 18th, 2009 04:58 pm (UTC)

Dec. 18th, 2009 05:20 pm (UTC)
I love the slow blink on the snail.

Ok, funny story (maybe only for Stoney who knows the genesis of this icon).

This icon is taken from a Scandinavian children's book that tells how babies are conceived and born. It's a great little book. I was at a conference in November and went to a talk by a guy who does sex education and sex therapy movies, and he made this book into a little movie and it can be viewed for 99cents How Babies are Made.

I dorkily told him about my icon.
Dec. 18th, 2009 07:43 pm (UTC)
I must know how your going to deal with the grenade!
Dec. 18th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
it's up! (new post)
Dec. 18th, 2009 11:37 pm (UTC)
le pout. feeling all left out because i need the closed captioning, otherwise everything, meaning voices, sound like charlie brown's teacher.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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