The Mr. comes back today from his weekly trip and we are cutting down ugly trees and shrubbery (bring me... a shrubbery!) to make way for A BACK HO OF POOL BRINGING. Woo to the mother trucking hoo. Back hos = they're not just hookers on the down lo, who knew?
Last, because it's glorious FRIDAY!!! *confettis* I have a poll of Utmoast Importan-say: Should I continue writing (read: mocking) about The Real World: Oompah Loompah Land, also known by its working title, The Jersey Shore? Because those were some good times we shared, you guys. We laughed, we felt new things, and I think we grew a little. In our pants, am I right?! Just me? I wish "The Situation" wasn't so played out, because that was my favorite LJ name, barring the awesomeness (that no one noticed) of "This is the skin of an LJ-er." Well, and my Spongebob shoutout that only dancetomato got. LOL. love me!
Wow, I've had some caffeine today. TO THE POLL MACHINE!
Whatchu gotta unnastan is:
I need the mockage of those freaks like I need air, woman!
those people are an abomination before the Lord. AND YET I CAN'T LOOK AWAY.
That html better not be borked up there, if it is, I shall tick this selection.
Please. Just let them go away, don't comment on them, Stoney.
If you clicked the above, you know you're dead to me, right?
i work weekends, YOU MOCK MY PAIN, NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
Their cries of "Dear god, what is that thing?!" will echo forever in your perfect ears.
Wow, that's some derailment, woman.
Whatever, that's why you like me. Also: TEQUILA! POOLS! FOOD!
(I need to rework that icon so it's just fist pumping, no text. WHY IS THAT EVEN A THING? Fist pumping? Lol.)