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It helps if you know the song by Metallica for the icon to work... Wanna know what all the dom stuff is about? Today is graduation day. Heading out in a few hours to walk the walk. All you punk-ass "bachelor of arts" wussies better go get me a piece of pie! You lookin' at your new MASTER beyotch! Aw, yeah, I'm hardcore GARDENER in yo face!

Ha ha ha! Seriously, though I am super excited about today. It was hard going back to school, then for this title, you have to give back several hundred hours of volunteer work to the community (which is fun because people are stupid and it amuses me). I am now officially an "expert" on turf, trees, grass, flowers, vegetables, insects and disease. So I got that going for me, which is nice.

A SHINY NEW BADGE!! I can wear it with pride.... Yay me! :-) More Cecily later today!


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Dec. 9th, 2004 05:50 am (UTC)
Yo, Stoney! You ees one turf beatch! (geddit?)


Congratulations! I know you've worked hard to get this.
Dec. 9th, 2004 06:01 am (UTC)
lml ^__^ lml Gardeners rock like a geologist!
Ha ha ha!! Ba dum bum ching! Me tinks you is funni, yo.

If I can do nothing else in this world than convince people to quit killing their plants with water, then I've done enough. Compost!! And I'm audi. Hee hee!

*dances naked in wildflowers in your honor - they are tall flowers*
Dec. 9th, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
WooHoo! Congrats. Congrats.

I may be the only person on your flist who knows what a Master Gardener is so you get a double congrats from me.

Dec. 9th, 2004 06:04 am (UTC)
DeGrassi! Ha ha ha! I get it!!
Woo hoo!! And the guy who trained me is the guy who set up the entire system out here.

*prunes your roses, but not until Feb 14*

200 volunteer hours, 120 hours of study, many plants saved. Many lawns rescued from over-zealous waterers. I will wear my badge with pride and use it for good.
Re: DeGrassi! Ha ha ha! I get it!! - smashsc - Dec. 9th, 2004 06:33 am (UTC) - Expand
poor little rose-less Smash - stoney321 - Dec. 9th, 2004 07:09 am (UTC) - Expand
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Dec. 9th, 2004 06:03 am (UTC)
Congratulations smart gardening girl.
Dec. 9th, 2004 06:05 am (UTC)
I've been looking for your post today so I could spam you with Happy Birthday!!!

Yes, Johnson, Navin R. THINGS WILL START HAPPENING FOR ME. I will now flash mybadge when caught sneaking into graveyards to take cuttings of old roses. Can't touch the badge of TRUTH!!!

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Dec. 9th, 2004 06:20 am (UTC)
Thanks, and stop that!!! (Um, I'm free {volunteer} and LOVE to help. Plus, there is an entire group of people that do what I do {free} and we are a phone call away!)

See? Earning the badge already. (And seriously, call the Extension Office, Horticulture if you need plant fixin' info or email ME!)

*hugs her flist*
Dec. 9th, 2004 06:26 am (UTC)
I feel like we should give you the silver plated pruners of, well, uh, prudence?

All hail and may the trumpets sound! Master Gardener....in da...ground?

Stopping now, before I commit a pun about photosynthesis and hurt myself.
Dec. 9th, 2004 06:34 am (UTC)
*sung to The Police's tune: Synchronicity*

Alkilinity! Alkilinity!

Mah pH is higher... Mah pH is higher!

Wow. I HAVE OUT NERDED YOU ALL!!! Muah ah ah...

Just don't call me a ho... Wow. I should REALLY stop. *snerks at photosynthesis shout out*
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you mean THIS: lml ^__^ lml - stoney321 - Dec. 9th, 2004 07:08 am (UTC) - Expand
Re: you mean THIS: lml ^__^ lml - beadattitude - Dec. 9th, 2004 07:17 am (UTC) - Expand
Dec. 9th, 2004 07:41 am (UTC)
Congratulations, it's a tough program. Some day I may be able to take sufficient time away from actually gardening to become a Master Gardener.

If you really want a pruning challenge, you could come take on those thirty-odd 100 year od apple trees in my orchard. Bring a cheerypicker.

Julia, or the Long John Silver rose currently eating my house
Dec. 9th, 2004 12:57 pm (UTC)
Be sure to prune those apples into a bowl shape to increase your fruit production. Or just shovel prune them. (I'll let you work that one out in your head.)

You probably have enough real-life experience to reduce the number of classes to take... Do it!!

Laura, longs for pics of your garden and to smell the lovliness
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Dec. 9th, 2004 08:32 am (UTC)
well, you KNOW I love the icon. You da best!!
Dec. 9th, 2004 12:58 pm (UTC)
Woo!! lml ^__^ lml
How dorky am I? I'm in an organization of old retired ladies and gents, and I'm secretly doing the "lml" hands everytime one of them walked across the stage to accept their diploma. Ha ha ha!

My tomatoes KICK ASS! WOOT! *crickets*
Dec. 9th, 2004 09:06 am (UTC)
You ROCK ROCK ROCK! (Heh, pun on stoney...) You kept this from some of us newbies--I had no idea that you were working on being a Master Vampire Gardener. I hope you have a lovely day, and I will do a little dance of congratulatory glee for you.

*dance of congratulatory glee, with extra wriggling in honor of your impressive achievements*

It's taken me many years to learn how to keep a plant alive. Fortunately, here in SoCal, the emphasis is on drought-resistance, so if I kill my existing plants by forgetting to water, I can claim I was experimenting with "waterwise" gardening techniques.
Dec. 9th, 2004 01:01 pm (UTC)
Ha ha ha! We are on water restrictions here as well, but you'd never know from the fools running their sprinklers during a RAINSTORM. Morons.

Just remember this: plants can take drought better than over watering. Rock=Stoney. Ha ha ha!

*dances with you, eyes the pole, thinks better of it*
Dec. 9th, 2004 09:21 am (UTC)
Congratulations! :)
Dec. 9th, 2004 01:02 pm (UTC)
10Q!! You're next! (3 more years? Pah. You'll BREEZE through that!)
Dec. 9th, 2004 09:42 am (UTC)
Congrats! That is so awesome! This BofA wussie is gonna go write her exam in Latin American History, but fist she will take the time to BOW DOWN TO THE MASTER *g*
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Dec. 9th, 2004 01:06 pm (UTC)
10Q!! Didn't you post a link to your garden's pics? If I remember correctly, you have a GORGEOUS garden.

This is the best thing I have ever done just for myself, and that is no lie. I LOVE being an MG. Do it!! We can hook up at conferences and laugh about porn secretly with all the old doddering grannies asking about the new pruning shears!

*twirls you and gives you bulbs*
Dec. 9th, 2004 11:04 am (UTC)
Metallica YES! That is one kick ass song.

I'm so proud of you. If I ever have a garden, I'll come to you for advice.
Dec. 9th, 2004 01:07 pm (UTC)

Aw, thanks!! Come on. I'll help you grow the biggest maters you can. :-)
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Dec. 9th, 2004 01:09 pm (UTC)
Re: MASTER-<small>bator</small> Hee!
CD!! Cannot wait! And again, I am so sorry for calling you while you were busting out something FAR more important than my hysterical laughter. I suck.

summa cum posey. Hee! WHY AREN'T YOU WATCHING LOST?? Fine. I'll just whisk Eddie away to discuss it.

Work IS a douche. I am highly against it.
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Dec. 9th, 2004 01:11 pm (UTC)
If it wasn't for my in-laws taking the kids while I was in school, it never would have happened.

Oh, but shade gardens are the prettiest! I swear it. My old house was nothing but shade, and by the time we moved, I had little pockets of gardens that were so beautiful... Full sun plants are so garish, and now that's all I have.

I'll send you a list of plants to check out, and they will all be low-maintenace, I promise!!
Dec. 9th, 2004 12:28 pm (UTC)
Woweee! I've been slowly killing off all the things in the yard of my rented house, myself. Big-time congratulations to you!
Dec. 9th, 2004 01:12 pm (UTC)
I love that I warranted the applause icon!

Eh, fuck it, it's a rental, right? If you move into something permament, drop me an email and I'll hook ya up. I got connections, see?
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