Pursed lips, shady gaze, the whole nine. I'm talking about Scott Caan, which is why I'll apparently never be able to watch Hawaii 5-0. GUYS. Really? Really? He's a "sex symbol?" BLECH x infinity. His head is eighteen times too big for his squatty frame, first of all, second of all, I'm taller than him and I'm not that tall. I'm 5'6" for those who need to know. Jon Stewart is the only man that gets a pass on that with me, and it's because he's (mostly) proportional. And he's Jon Stewart.
I practically fast forward through Entourage eps when Caan's on screen because he's so disproportionate. Whenever he would get shirty on that show I would always shout out, "And my ax!*" to make my husband laugh. HE IS GROCE. (AND LIKE, ALL OF YOU LOVE HIM. Siiiiiigh. You can have my portion.)
There, I feel better. Except for how I found out yesterday that I AM OLDER THAN ANGIE HARMON BY TWO DAYS. How is that possible? That totes gave me a sad. AND I AM OLDER THAN GOOP. I feel like they're way older than me, and I'm 18 and why do these kids keep calling me "mom" and ... *cry*
Okay, to feel better I'm going to remind myself of the fantastic (and inexpensive) bottle of Calif. Cab I drank last night. Um, I did cook with one glassful of it, so it's not that bad that I drank the rest. NO IT ISN'T. Louis M. Martini Cab Sav, Alexander Valley, 2006 reserve. I'm getting a few bottle to cellar, because it's supposed to get better with age, and I don't know how that's possible.
*You cannot have my axe, though, because it's currently detailing my balls. <--- UM MY SON ASKED FOR THIS PRODUCT. FOR HIS BALLS. NO, THOSE WERE HIS WORDS. I blame video games. (Also, Old Spice Guy on Chuck!!)
That should be enough random for now, right?
I practically fast forward through Entourage eps when Caan's on screen because he's so disproportionate. Whenever he would get shirty on that show I would always shout out, "And my ax!*" to make my husband laugh. HE IS GROCE. (AND LIKE, ALL OF YOU LOVE HIM. Siiiiiigh. You can have my portion.)
There, I feel better. Except for how I found out yesterday that I AM OLDER THAN ANGIE HARMON BY TWO DAYS. How is that possible? That totes gave me a sad. AND I AM OLDER THAN GOOP. I feel like they're way older than me, and I'm 18 and why do these kids keep calling me "mom" and ... *cry*
Okay, to feel better I'm going to remind myself of the fantastic (and inexpensive) bottle of Calif. Cab I drank last night. Um, I did cook with one glassful of it, so it's not that bad that I drank the rest. NO IT ISN'T. Louis M. Martini Cab Sav, Alexander Valley, 2006 reserve. I'm getting a few bottle to cellar, because it's supposed to get better with age, and I don't know how that's possible.
*You cannot have my axe, though, because it's currently detailing my balls. <--- UM MY SON ASKED FOR THIS PRODUCT. FOR HIS BALLS. NO, THOSE WERE HIS WORDS. I blame video games. (Also, Old Spice Guy on Chuck!!)
That should be enough random for now, right?
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I'm also sad that I no longer have cable and cannot watch the polygamy trainwreck from your earlier post. Maybe I can Hulu it...
Oooh, I bet you could? Or on TLC's homepage, maybe? MEL. I FOUND OUT THEY LIVE IN MY OLD TOWN. WHERE MY DAD GREW UP. WHAT. It's like, population 413, no really!
You just made me spew water. Also, I am with you on this.
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I do not find Scott Caan sexy, either, but I agree with the first poster - he's very good on H50. He has good chemistry with the lead and some very funny lines.
I'm a little slow today, but what product did your son ask for? And did he really mention his balls?
Eeewww! Whoever took that poll did not ask me.
I am so behind on TV it's becoming a chore.
Anyway, saw H5-0, was eh about the pilot. Hubby may continue to watch it cause he has a thing for Grace Park.
I love GRace Park and DDK, but not enough to trump my grossed-out-ness.
I agree actually he's kinda funny lookin. Smokin bod though. And u know they're all the same height lyin down. :p
Smokin' bod? It's half the size of Maze! And when they lie down, you can't... reach things in certain positions because they are TOO WEE.
I'm puzzled by the "GROCE", though. Is that the new spelling for "gross"? Because if it is, I shall cry.
Or does "groce" mean something completely different? I'm torn between it being an abbreviation for "grocery" or with it being pronounced "GRAH-chee" to rhyme with "bocce."
GROCE is a funny way of saying gross. It doesn't need to be over thought, although rhyming it with bocce is now my favorite thing ever, lol.
"Really mom. You seem a LOT older than her."
Brat.
He's pretty funny on H50, though. Not sexy, but funny.
His head is eighteen times too big for his squatty frame
Marsters should fit right in, then. *g*
Ha! That was exactly my thought! Hawaii 5-0, attack of the bobblehead people.
Heh, I kid, but seriously that shit is noxious. And most users seem to drench themselves in it. D:D:D: