Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
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scientific poll of importance

Since I seem to have ruffled a lot of feathers earlier today, I thought I'd go for broke. Whee, aren't you glad I'm posting again?

Poll #1644983 Just how big an a-hole is Stoney?
This poll is closed.

I think the most reasonable topics to discuss with strangers are:

politics, esp. if you just spout off about how stupid the other guy's beliefs are.
37(21.5%)
Religion, and boy, do I love telling people all of the flaws in their belief system!
36(20.9%)
Art, and the only way I see a painting/sculpture/poem/tree is the RIGHT way.
37(21.5%)
Parenting, because there are no other options but the way I see it.
28(16.3%)
My bowel movements.
34(19.8%)

All kidding aside, I've:

got your nose!
40(36.4%)
seen a duck walk better than you.
6(5.5%)
really pissed me off, Stoney, by using your journal to state your opinions.
1(0.9%)
seen that face before, seen him hanging 'round my door.
20(18.2%)
got no idea what on earth you're talking about, woman.
43(39.1%)

Regarding leashing a child to keep them "safe:"

I think this is a horrendous practice and probably creates serial killers.
13(8.4%)
I think this is probably not the best idea, but I don't think it will cause a child to be a serial killer.
26(16.9%)
I am completely ambivalent to this idea, although I have strong opinions on serial killers.
17(11.0%)
I think leashing a child is an okay thing to do, and I'm not weighing in on serial killers.
17(11.0%)
I love the idea of leashing a child, I wish they all were leashed! Serial killers are frightening.
10(6.5%)
I not only love leashing children, but woman that I get from truck stops. Who are you calling a serial killer?
9(5.8%)
What the hell is up with the serial killer stuff, Stoney, do you have something you need to confess?
25(16.2%)
Are you equating leashing children with serial killers?! Oh, no, you're just being funny. That's alright, then.
37(24.0%)

If you are pro-leashing (or just mildly supportive):

are you only talking about one child that is accompanying the parent?
20(23.3%)
There are two children accompanying the parent, one is leashed.
6(7.0%)
There are two children accompanying the parent, they both are leashed.
10(11.6%)
There are three or more children accompanying the parent and only one is leashed.
8(9.3%)
There are fourteen children with this parent, they are all leashed, and the parent could really use some help, thanks.
42(48.8%)

If you are pro-leashing, do you:

make a point to the child that they shouldn't touch things they aren't supposed to.
35(28.5%)
tell the child what behaviors you expect of them before you enter a store filled with delicate and expensive items.
43(35.0%)
know that you will leave the store if the child's behavior turns south.
45(36.6%)

Ultimately I feel this way about leashing:

Shouldn't happen.
33(37.9%)
Should happen.
8(9.2%)
Feel that a sonic emitter combined with a shock collar is a far better option.
42(48.3%)
Think you are being a sarcastic B word, Stoney, and I don't appreciate it.
4(4.6%)


Um, so if you feel like defriending is important for you, I certainly will not judge you. I am a total B word.
Tags: poll!, stoney doesn't suck, stoney sucks
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