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That episode of Friends where Ross makes everyone listen to his crappy synthesizer music makes me LOL every time. That was my junior high, yo, everyone had Casios and tried to recreate the sounds of Depeche Mode and Siouxie & the Banshees. And honestly, most of the dubstep/80s inspired music that's out right now sounds so terrible to me. It's like the point of the music is to have the tinniest, thinnest, crappiest sounding electronica playing and then ridiculously earnest (and embarrassingly navel-gazing) lyrics whined in a nasal, breathy tone. No me gusta. Also, I think I used up all of the adverbs and adjectives, sorry.

And then there was this mix of a song by a band [who's very picture makes me want to punch them in the Bert and Ernie sweaters. Oh, you're so hip and fresh! Bleh.] BUT THE SONG. All remixed by Matthew Dear, and let me tell you, if you see his name attached to anything, it's going to be golden. Honest. [The other mix on that page, not so much.]

I have very strong opinions on music, let me show you them, lol. OOOOH, the biggest BIGGEST BIGGEST pet peeve is when you can hear someone's damn fingers sliding up the guitar strings. NO. GAH, and I heard one song where that was like... on purpose. EVERY. DAMN. NOTE. "Skreeeeee! C SSKREEEEEE! E-flat." But that diminished 9TH? That's a man's chord. Ahahaha.

When you [general you] do that god awful sliding you have just told me that 1) you don't take your "art" seriously, 2) you are a hack, and 3) you don't practice strengthening your fingers like all stringed instrument players should. Before you try and tell me why it's okay (or why you don't notice it, etc.) let me stop you right there. My father and sisters are honest-to-god virtuosos on the guitar, both classical and acoustic. Dad trained with THE classical guitarists of the 20th century. You wouldn't be allowed to take your guitar out of the CASE if they knew you did that, esp. if you did that on purpose.

So. If you think you're a guitarist and still make that back-tooth pain skreeee! noise as you slide your fingers around, you've got a long way to go, dudebro. Get those fingers crisp and clean. Doesn't matter what style of music you're into, the best of all genres know that.

That was nice and random, huh? Nuh uh, this is. I made 15 foot long curtains this weekend. With grommet/rings to hang them by. They are GORGEOUS. I've only had the fabric in my craft closet for... a year? Well, it's because I have a crappy sewing machine (a Brother, aka "so you want to learn to sew!" machine.) I had to borrow my s-mom's bad ass Pfaff to get through the heavy material and was so sad to give it back to her that I decided to go hunt around and see if I could find a used one for a reasonable price. (Um, they are pricey. As in 2 - 3 GRAND. Damn.) I happened on a store that really needed to break even before the year was out and got an ABSOLUTE SCORE on a top of the line machine. I'm talking 60% off the retail price, just over his cost for the machine. Oh my god, I wriggled my tush all the way home. Like, I might make my own towels, or some shit. That's how happy I am. (Lol, no I won't. I think.)

AM I A PARTY ANIMAL, OR WHAT? Sewing and complaining, I'm almost your Nana. Wait, let me finish up making gingersnaps today and buy some hard candies. And can't you stand up straight?

OH. AND LASTLY, FOR LONGTIME LJ BUDS. Remember how I had a favorite aunt (Mormon) who wrote me off because I got mad about the totally repugnant racist crap she and her husband were mailing out while they were on their mission from God? GUESS WHO I HAD LUNCH WITH YESTERDAY. (And had no idea she would be there.) Oh, and guess who didn't bring up past ugliness? Neither of us. And guess who had a decent (if awkward and slightly nerve-wracking) lunch? She has two thumbs and wrote this post, that's who. GUYS I EVEN SAID GOOD THINGS ABOUT MISSIONARIES. I deserve my redonk sewing machine just for that angelic act, yo. LOL.

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entrenous88
Dec. 14th, 2010 03:10 pm (UTC)
Yay for your civil lunch with your aunt!

And now via the opening of your entry, I'm thinking of Ross and Monica doing The Routine.
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 03:18 pm (UTC)
There were recipes shared! Pies eaten! PIE, J, PIE. It solves all of life's ills.

(Which... don't you need a slice of pie today? Perhaps a delicious buttermilk or Chess pie?)

THE ROUTINE. I knew you would enjoy the Friends references! Pretend I'm doing Monica's Turkey Dance for you.
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stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 03:29 pm (UTC)
There's a difference in a glissando (which is a change in key shift/pitch shift) to, say, the guitar work on one of those Black Eyed Peas songs where it's just a high pitched screech every time they shift chords. That's not a musical technique, that's a lack of technique.

I'm telling you, this is what you'd learn from Paco de Lucia or Andres Segovia.

And it should go without saying, this is my journal, my opinions, you are entitled to your own, wash, rinse, repeat.
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a_mistletoe
Dec. 14th, 2010 03:28 pm (UTC)
I don't know what chess pie is. *is British*

Those young men should not only be punched in the Bert and Ernies (never mind the sweaters) but their hair should be taken out and humanely put down. I'm afraid the vocal hurt my head but I liked it up to that point.

Also yay for not liking squeaky chord changes. Dashed unprofessional I say and they make money?!? How standards are declining.

Reconciliation is good. Two thumbs up!!
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 03:32 pm (UTC)
...I think it's close to a milk pie? Does that translate? It's an old school southern US pie, very sweet, like a baked custard with a crust. NOM NOM!

THE HAIR, AHAHAHA, YES! But that remix is awesome to me. I don't care for the original song, I should say, just the remix.

There's a mini kerfuffle happening about the squeaking chord changes, but I stand by my opinion and will not falter! *dies on stupid hill* Lol.
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stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 04:11 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAH! At least I didn't lick my thumb and wipe off that schmortz from your cheek.

I know that it doesn't bother some folks, but I grew up with a master guitarist (studio guitarist, instructor, etc., the man has skills, is what I'm saying) and that was Lesson 1: Proper Technique.

Finger exercises are easy, and you can do them any time. When I played viola, I did this multiple times a day: flip your instrument over so the back is facing you (or you can use a table, or other hard surface) Lay your left hand on the surface, as if you have a ping pong ball trapped (your fingers are curved.)

Tap your index finger 10 times, perfecting a sharp "tick!" noise, repeat with your middle finger, all the way down to your pinky. It's hard, that ring finger and pinky! But you'll develop strong, crisp fingering as a result. YAY! Then repeat over and over again. As important as mastering scales, says I!


<3

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stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 04:53 pm (UTC)
I LOVE MY PFAFF. I have suffered under the weight of inferiority long enough, I have earned my new baby! LOL.

Ooooh, see, it's the "all metal" that makes a difference, though. My old one has some plastic parts, which is why it skips, etc.

The old machines are work horses, for sure! (But I couldn't find any good ones online at Craigslist, woe!)

The Husqvarna Viking equivalent to my new one retailed at $2400. DUDE. That's a huge chunk of change, yo.
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tabaqui
Dec. 14th, 2010 08:15 pm (UTC)
BWA!
I adore the 'skree' noise. I luffed it in 'Blackbird' and in any song, really. I dunno why, i just *like it*. I mean, yes, shouldn't be present in classical musical performances and whatnot but to me it just sounds kinda homey and 'sitting around with my buds, playing a little tune' kind of sound.

Now, doing it intentionally on *every single chord change* is annoying and stupid, but when it just happens? I like it.
:)

Bert and Earnie sweaters. HA. They are. But i'm with misletoe54 - the hair is fuxored. W. TFingF.

I wish i had a good sewing machine. I've got my mom's old Singer, but she replaced it for a reason and i can't ever thread the bobbin right and omfg, annoying. One of these days.....
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 08:39 pm (UTC)
I just can't get past the sweaters. I want to mock them to their faces. BUT I LOVE LOVE LOVE THAT REMIX. I'd do better losing my eyesight than my hearing, is what I'm saying. :D

OH MY GOD. you know what I realized I'd been doing wrong with my bobbin this whole time? (Because the thread snaps off on a Pfaff if you do this) Putting the bobbin in the holder BACKWARDS. Ex.: when you put it in and run the thread through the groove, and you hold the lever that keeps it from falling out, look at the bobbin. When you pull the thread, it should pull clockwise.

On my Brother it didn't matter every time. On the Pfaff? No go.
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stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 09:13 pm (UTC)
I want to do the "oh, oh, oh oh! What a feeling!" Toyota leap! <-- just dated myself, wow.

I am happy about it, too! LOVE YOU, ANNE-GIRL!
dovil
Dec. 14th, 2010 08:52 pm (UTC)
I'm going to come over to your house and get drunk and wrap myself in your long luxiourous curtains and then I'm going to fall over and rip them off the railing and then flail my legs out and smash it through the window and cut a leg artery, but hey, it's cool, because I have your curtains to stem the bleeding.

Mormon missionaries have fantastic leg muscles from all the bike riding. <- my nice thing, so where's my small appliance as a reward?
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
You touch my curtains with your lanolin-soaked fingers and I'll cut you. See? You'll bleed either way. WIN/WIN.

Your small appliance is in your bedside table, don't be coy.
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dancetomato
Dec. 14th, 2010 09:36 pm (UTC)
Unagi.

Salmon skin roll.
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 09:53 pm (UTC)
I have to do the finger twist thing when I hear/say "Unagi."

(And honestly, I looooooove the salmon skin roll.)
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dampersnspoons
Dec. 14th, 2010 10:19 pm (UTC)
I don't understand your guitar string-slide hate. I've never heard that was a bad thing, but I guess it's like nails on a chalkboard to you! I like it in an acoustic setting if it's a lazy sort of melody, and I think it adds a sort of organic sound if it happened unintentionally. I know dad is all about things being produced to a tee, but I think that's boring, and I think "too perfect" is "too sterile". A little soul and edge never hurt anybody, and a finger sliding up a string isn't a travesty to the guitarists of the world, just to people who are bothered by high pitched screechy noises, hahaha! And for them? I say, "I get ya!" But as a guitarist, I can say it's all a matter of personal preference, and not a mark of skill or lack thereof.

(And I'm totally bummed that I missed out on that sewing machine. I was so busy I couldn't listen to your message until you'd already given it away. LAME!!! :D But glad you're getting a new badass one!)
stoney321
Dec. 14th, 2010 10:38 pm (UTC)
OMG, Dad would go off if we were ever listening to music together. I have a lot of that in me, too. Like, I can't do Tom Waits. I KNOW, HERESY. The only voices I like that aren't perfect are Thom Yorke and Neil Young, but that's because I'm a dirty hippie.

And you know how it is with Dad, if he says it, it's gospel. SO HERE YOU ARE SCHOOLING ME WITH YOUR WORDS. I STAND (I'm sitting, actually) SCHOOLED. (I think Tiff gets her back up at that noise, too. All of your guitaring was done when I was in Utah, so I don't know your style! You should bring your git-fiddle to the house sometime and just play to an enraptured audience of me.)

Waaaah, I'm sorry! I tried to call, etc., and to take it back from Angie would be douchey. But you can come over and sew to your heart's content! Or borrow? *sad face emoticon*
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a2zmom
Dec. 15th, 2010 02:11 am (UTC)
I didn't know Matthew Dear but that was awesome. Do you have a cd rec?
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