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Piss and Vinegar, folks, piss and vinegar.

Snow day yesterday (6 inches for us! That's huge.) and today is a balmy 19. Gah! Someone got their Nor'easter in my Texas, feel free to take it back. Actually, it's not windy today like yesterday, so it's nice to see the snow everywhere. It'll be gone in a few days, I'm sure.

Things what cropped up in my think boxer:

1. Jersey Shore's series premiere on Thursday was EPIC. I have a massive post dedicated to it, of course, and I honestly didn't think this season would be good. "It's jumped the shark," I said to myself. WRONG. I love that "fame" hasn't changed these "people." Oh man, glorious, glorious crazytown.

2. Hoarders last night made me sadface. Rat man loves ratsCollapse )

3. Not making me sadface is this HILARIOUS recipe from Paula Deen. (Seen on The Daily What.) Even funnier, comments like this: AHAHAHAHA TROLLS ARE FUNNY.Collapse )

Seriously, the more I read, the harder I laughed. As handsomespeck says, I laughed so hard it felt like I'd been kicked in the chest. Almost funnier than that, are the "recipes similar to this" on the side bar. Recipes just like her "Butter + canned peas = English peas" recipe include "Seared Wild Striped Bass with Sauteed Spring Vegetables" and "Sea Scallops with Thai Scented Pea Puree." Really. Really? That's just like butter + CANNED peas, heat 'em and eat 'em? Hilarious. I kind of think Food TV is trolling her a bit.

*massive exhale* I seriously had to wipe tears from my face. I love it when people are purposely ridiculous. Yay humor! Speaking of, I need to finish up this write up of Jersey Shore and the people that don't realize they're ridiculous. (I MEAN, THE SEV* IS HANGING WITH PAULY D NOW. Be honest, you totally want to grudge hump him. Is that just me? I've got paint thinner to remove any "tan" that might rub off on me, though. I'm a planner.)

[ETA Ack, my Brisbanite mates! I'm so sorry for the horrendous flooding. We're just getting some video here in the states, and it's just horrendous. STAY HIGH, STAY DRY.


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Jan. 11th, 2011 10:47 pm (UTC)
I need to go set some mouse traps now. While crying.

It's not really a Paula Deen recipe until you're out of peas and substitute them with more butter.
Jan. 11th, 2011 10:55 pm (UTC)
Also, be sure to fry up them peas in a half-quart of awl, then slip a few stick of butter in there. Then scoop it out with som Krispy Kremes and we're talking about something here.
Jan. 11th, 2011 11:13 pm (UTC)
That "recipe" is beyond ridiculous, but those reviewers are hysterical.

2500 rats!!! Throwing out food on the kitchen floor for 2500 rats!! I am rocking in a corner right now.

Jan. 11th, 2011 11:27 pm (UTC)
EH MEH GHED IT WAS SO GROSS. The NOISE they made. Oh the horror, the horror!!!
Jan. 12th, 2011 02:51 am (UTC)
I'm commenting just to say that I did not watch that episode of Hoarders (partly because we didn't have working cable until this morning) and I'm not reading your comments on it.

Jan. 12th, 2011 03:49 am (UTC)

That reminds me of Sandra Lee's "Hanukkah"(MMM MARSHMALLOWS)cake from her Half-Assed Throw Things Together Show.
Jan. 12th, 2011 09:17 pm (UTC)
Late to the party (what? everyone left already? kids these days!), but had to say the rat-guy reminded me of this story, which had me in extended shudders when I read it back in the day. I don't even know if I could handle the visual of a house filled with rats - the words were quite bad enough.
Jan. 13th, 2011 09:01 am (UTC)
Shaking and crying, you guys. Shaking and crying. Serious, Aunt Beru was a crappy cook. She couldn't even use the hydrolator without burning down the moisture collectors.)

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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