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I just wrote the meanest (and funniest) line I've ever written. Yes, I'm finally writing up my review of Jersey Shore. I'll hopefully have two tomorrow. GOLD. COMEDY GOLD. (In my head.)

Look, I don't like Sammi Sweetheart, is what I'm saying. [But I love the show.] I need to take all the words off this icon and just make it a fist pump.

Also, I get super irritated by people being pedants on LJ. You don't need to make people get their words just right, this ain't school. I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place. We don't need to focus on the meaning of the word "it" you know? LOOSEN UP.

Now I'm singing "Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!" to the Pink Panther theme song. That's how my brain works. The kids are off tomorrow, so it's late night wine and TV for me, yay!

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES. JERSEY SHORE. Oh yeah, Community, etc. etc. In conclusion, glug glug.

(Thanks entrenous88 for the baby otter!! <3)


Jan. 14th, 2011 01:24 am (UTC)
Well, I read it as pendant and got confused about why jewelry was bad.

But mentally, my brain still went in the same singsong voice as Sarah Jessica in Hocus Pocus's "amuck" song.
Jan. 14th, 2011 01:59 pm (UTC)
OMG I did the same thing. I was trying to figure out how people were being pendants and was this some new high brow slang that I was not privvy to because I'm neither high nor brow?

Will drink more coffee and reread while I also try to kill the Pink Panther Ear Worm...

Jan. 14th, 2011 11:43 pm (UTC)
Thank goodness I'm not alone! I thought I was the only one who wondered about this. You can be lowbrow with me. At least we'll be in good company.

Beware of the Pink Panther. I could be worse, though. You could have Potter Pals stuck instead!


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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