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I just wrote the meanest (and funniest) line I've ever written. Yes, I'm finally writing up my review of Jersey Shore. I'll hopefully have two tomorrow. GOLD. COMEDY GOLD. (In my head.)

Look, I don't like Sammi Sweetheart, is what I'm saying. [But I love the show.] I need to take all the words off this icon and just make it a fist pump.

Also, I get super irritated by people being pedants on LJ. You don't need to make people get their words just right, this ain't school. I typically don't like pedantic behavior, in the first place. We don't need to focus on the meaning of the word "it" you know? LOOSEN UP.

Now I'm singing "Pedant, pedant, pedantpedantpedant!" to the Pink Panther theme song. That's how my brain works. The kids are off tomorrow, so it's late night wine and TV for me, yay!

THE REAL HOUSEWIVES. JERSEY SHORE. Oh yeah, Community, etc. etc. In conclusion, glug glug.

(Thanks entrenous88 for the baby otter!! <3)


Jan. 14th, 2011 02:07 am (UTC)
Whee, welcome!

Oh god. I can only deal with Jersey Shore through your eyes. I tried to watch the show, and I couldn't! I actually have watched some reality shows from start to finish before, but this was, literally too much for me.

I even watch Tool Academy, and Jersey Shore was too much!

You are taking one for the team, is all I'm saying, watching that and turning it into comedy gold! And now I'm saying, "Comedy goooooooooold," a la Goldmember.
Jan. 14th, 2011 02:12 am (UTC)
Hahahahha, I shall share my sight with you, then, and it's... quite embellished. But in a fun way. :D

Wheeee, now I wanna put on my gold lamè skates!


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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