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Guys, hey guys? Guys? Seriously. Guys?

Y'all, sometimes I am really really funny. And sometimes I need to say that to myself as I stand in the mirror with unwashed hair and milk in the corner of my mouth and I'm not dressed yet and there's a lot of laundry and I'm eyeing the chocolate and it's not even 10am. It's not even 10am.

I gain a lot from these little Stuart Smalley moments, thank you.

HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT I FELL DOWN ON MY BUTT IN SPECTACULAR FASHION LAST NIGHT IN A BATHING SUIT. I blame my unnecessary running to get inside because it was 42 degrees and I was wet and in a bathing suit. If I had to blame something, that would be it. My butt looks like I sat in purple paint. :( Also, I think I ruined my spine. You can get new ones, though, right? (Note: I have a hot tub, and it is delightful. I wasn't some weird initiate into the Polar Bear Club. My pool is currently 47 degrees and that is ridiculous. Also, my husband JUMPED INTO THE DEEP END ON SATURDAY, surfaced, screamed like a banshee, and floundered out. Dummy. Lol.)

In completely unrelated news, I have finally rebuilt a website that I've been wanting to do for a long time, and think (for a Ver. 1.0) it looks pretty slick, esp. since I don't know anything about making websites. You should check it out and tell me your thoughts, especially if they're of the uplifting sort. ALSO. How amazing is the name? SO AMAZING: Hey, Don't Judge Me. (Broken Inside was taken, boo.)

I finally watched the season premiere of Big Love last night, two more to catch up on, and can I say that I'm glad this is the last season? And that every single damn season opener is too forced? Like, they have to get all of their lameness/stiff writing/forced remindings out of the way?

Lastly, I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Satan went to JULLIARD. He got that damn golden fiddle as a graduation present from his grandfather. And Johnny rigged that gee dee contest and won it with a bunch of Hatfield/McCoy sawing on his vit-fiddle and maybe even drugged Satan, I don't know. Also, who needs to be told to run, boy, run when there's fire on the mountain? HELLO OBVIOUS. And chickens in the bread pan picking out dough is exactly the recipe for Salmonella. EXACTLY THE RECIPE.

Speaking of, screw that lastly up there, I made a riff on Smitten Kitchen's baked potato soup and it was DELICIOUS. I also baked an Italian Cream Cake this weekend for my son's 15th birthday and it was so redonkulous that God Itself showed up and said, "No, I'm sorry, but I am the source of Good. And evil, people seem to forget that one, but I've gotten off track, where was I? Oh, right. YOINK!" and they took my cake to the heavens and that's what made you smile this weekend - all the angels were eating my cake. Did I mention it was delicious? Because it was.

omg loling forever i am going crazy and need spring to come ASAP


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Jan. 31st, 2011 05:19 pm (UTC)
I think the site looks good and your bio was awesome!
Jan. 31st, 2011 05:30 pm (UTC)
Thanks! And double thanks! I need to learn how to make a cool banner, get some ads rolling, etc., but I think for a n00b it's not half-bad. :)
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Jan. 31st, 2011 05:41 pm (UTC)
Oh ouch! I'm sorry you have a nasty booboo! Get better soon. I send positive thoughts. =)

Also, I like your site! Nice layout, clean, not cluttered. I like the banner too.
Jan. 31st, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)
Well, it's only bad if I was doing cheesecake photos, which I'm not. And I have comfy couches. :D

And thank you! I can't take credit for the banner, though, that's a stock image. I want to make one with a woman, eating junk food, watching a tv with scrolling images of the shows I'm talking about. Now to learn how to do that... Heh.
Jan. 31st, 2011 05:55 pm (UTC)

. . . your whole butt? Ow. :-(
Jan. 31st, 2011 06:02 pm (UTC)

Well, it's one ass cheek. Lol.
Jan. 31st, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
So sleepy, Stoney.
Jan. 31st, 2011 06:27 pm (UTC)
*pats sofa* Let's curl up and nap. The kitties will lay on our feet and everything. (Sooooooooo sleepy, too.)
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Jan. 31st, 2011 06:18 pm (UTC)
I've added it to my list of daily websites I go to. Woohoo! (I don't go to many, so feel honored! ;P) It's really nice and clean, which a always value in a website. Clutter makes me grouchy.

Mmmmm, that cake sounds amazing. I think I need more excuses for having cake in my life.

Jan. 31st, 2011 06:28 pm (UTC)
(I don't have a cake icon, only a pie one. But imagine it was cake.)
I do feel honored! :D

And yeah, I am not a fan of cluttered sites with blinking, etc.

I can make a detailed list of why you need cake. Reason One: Cake. Reason Two: It's CAKE. Reason Three: See reason 1. etc.
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Jan. 31st, 2011 08:06 pm (UTC)
Thanks, Anne! (I also have a link to Neil deGrasse Tyson's NOVA specials because I have a massive crush on him.) I love QC, that's one of my first things to check in the morning, too! Is it any wonder why we're friends? :)
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Jan. 31st, 2011 08:38 pm (UTC)
How great is it that your first two tags are addiction and AquaNet?!! So, so great!! I am not a secret lover of Saved By The Bell: The College Years. I'm out and I'm proud. Zack/Slater is my OTP.

I would embrace the lame, but he's off at work while I goof around. Sorry to hear about your big ass bruise (couldn't resist). I hope you're not filming anything in a thong this week. Makeup would not be amused.
Jan. 31st, 2011 09:25 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, I love your comment. SO much that I want to take it behind the middle school and make it pregnant.

Jan. 31st, 2011 11:31 pm (UTC)
I have only three words.

Italian. Cream. Cake.
Feb. 1st, 2011 12:39 am (UTC)
It was delicious. I had the last piece for my lunch. OM NOM NOM
Jan. 31st, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)
Your site looks awesome.

Ow to your bruises! This is how a pool deck gets you: IT EATS YOU STARTING WITH YOUR BOTTOM.
Feb. 1st, 2011 12:39 am (UTC)

Jan. 31st, 2011 11:39 pm (UTC)

I meant to do it yesterday but then Iron Man happened.
Feb. 1st, 2011 12:40 am (UTC)
NO WORRIES BB. I'll be around all week, so hit me up when you're ready to log in, if you need any helps.
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Feb. 1st, 2011 12:33 am (UTC)
Your poor fanny!

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Feb. 1st, 2011 12:31 am (UTC)
Ohhh, congratulations on the birth of your new website - it's shiny and lovely and hardly pongs of afterbirth at all.

Talking about bad things coming from bad places (LOOK AND YOU'LL GO BLIND) sorry to hear about your bashed bum with your 'I've fallen and can't get up' routine.
Feb. 1st, 2011 12:42 am (UTC)
LOL. And I can get up, I just look really weird walking hunched over and on the tips of my toes.

...should I have put clothes on? I'm still unclothed. HI, KIDS, OH YOU BROUGHT YOUR FRIENDS HOME GREAT.
Feb. 1st, 2011 02:49 am (UTC)
Your poor booty! :(

I want that soup right now! Unfortunately we're about to get yet more feet of snow dumped on us, so probably not until later this week. But hello deliciousness!
Feb. 1st, 2011 03:30 am (UTC)
We have ice and some snow headed our way, so I prepared at the store for three days of nummy soups, etc.

Do you have carrots, ginger, and curry? That's one of my all-time fave soups. (And guess what we're having on Thursday?)

I hope you survive the Snowpocalypse!
Feb. 2nd, 2011 12:42 am (UTC)
it's apparantly currently raining ice. the only time i miss California would be when i get the "honey, there's half a foot of ice on the freeway and the managers of the mall are offering us cots to sleep on, since our cars are unmovable" call from Pete. just got it. so... i'll be all alone, but i won't be spending 3 hours wondering if he's frozen in place on 71, so...

oh! and i shall now share the advice my mother gave me, when i did the EXACT same thing you did [on a deck, running inside in 35 degree weather after watching the snow fall for an hour in the hot tub] - "this is the one time in your life when you can people to "kiss my ass" and it's APPROPRIATE. but keep in mind it's also about the only time people might literally do so."
sometimes, my mom is so unintentionally hilarious i can't even breathe!
Feb. 6th, 2011 09:06 pm (UTC)
Awesome website is awesome. :-) *bookmarks*
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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