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Why can't I eat all the cheese I want

and still look good in a bikini? Boo, universe. Poor design, says I. Cottage cheese thighs need to come back into vogue, is all I'm saying.

So yeah. I'm still doing this TurboFire workout, and holy sheep sheers, it is crazy intense. Day 2 was a 15 minute workout. Oh, that's nothing, you might be thinking. Um, it's 15 minutes of straight up Fire Drills (think every football training montage you've ever seen.) I almost threw up. But then I felt awesome. And then I was hungry. (You do a fire drill, cool for 30 seconds, do it again, cool, do it a 3rd time, then you do a whole new sequence. and repeat it all over again, then one whole NEW sequence, etc.)

And we come back to cheese. Lol. I'm not very good with the whole choreography-style workouts (and I grew up in the age of Jazzercize! Now, I can grapevine right like a mofo) but I'm sure my confusion is helping me burn a few more calories. Or something.

IT'S JERSDAY! (Need to catch up on last week's ep? Here's the recap.) Also on deck is Community and 30 Rock and that makes for a happy Thursday for me. Here, have a picture that will hopefully inspire Jeff/Troy fanfic that you want me to read. :)

I'm not a purse girl. Oh, I love me some fancy shoes, but I'm not a "gotta have the latest bag!" kind of girl. But I want this with the force of a thousand supernovas. (I'm very preppy - I don't like things that sparkle. Lol. I mean, come on. You should have known that by now.) I would also like a weekender bag that looks exactly like it, but the size of luggage. Leather luggage isn't as easy to find as you'd think. Well, if you're willing to spend several thou, then yeah, it's easy. =P

OK, I gotta go eat all the things.


Feb. 10th, 2011 08:55 pm (UTC)
Love the bag - it's got a funky 70's feel to it - I approve!

Have you tried racalette before? Bubbly grilled and served with big wedges of french bread it may be the best food experience ever in the history of the ages, amen.
Feb. 10th, 2011 09:24 pm (UTC)
I've not had that - not that I've known - but now I have to find it and eat it. I like that we're essentially going to be dining on hungs of bread and cheese and washing it down with wine while we're on the road. YOU WILL NOT DEVIATE. Unless it's for chocolate and your god damned diner pie. :)
Feb. 10th, 2011 09:27 pm (UTC)
I only just discovered it a couple of years ago at a wine and food festival where I made lots of porny sounding noises and freaked everyone out in the line behind me - but it was just that good! Also I was frantically masturbating. Come to think of it, maybe that's why they were freaked out?

DINER PIE! How can I go on a roadtrip in America and not have diner pie and my coffee cup refilled by a waitress named Flo. It would be unAmerican!


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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