It's Jersday!

Feb. 17th, 2011 at 11:16 AM

Not only is my beloved Jersey Shore on tonight (look, all of you that "claim" to hate it, you know why? Because you're not reading my recaps. 9 out of 10 doctors agree that my recaps will cure death. THAT'S RIGHT. I WILL GIVE YOU IMMORTALITY. But nooOOoooo, you're too hoity toity to live forever, joke's on you, sucker) but! I get to have Tex-Mex and cocktails with

lynnenne tonight. HOORAYS.

Speaking of things that are awesome,

handsomespeck is writing recaps for the Misfits over at Hey, Don't Judge Me, for anyone that is watching that British Comedy. Comedy got a capital, because that's how much I respect it, folks.

I had two, count 'em TWO workouts today, and I am still surprisingly energetic. Must be that coffee mug full of cocaine I inhaled. HEY HERE IS A FUNNY VIDEO (NSFW due to language, so turn it low) ABOUT HONEY BADGERS.

"Thanks for the treats, stupid!" Lol. Speaking of snacks...

Spock is:: hungry

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brunettepet

Feb. 17th, 2011 05:23 pm (UTC)

We should be writing a comic book featuring the superhero Badass Hone Badger! She doesn't give a shit!

I don't want immortality, but I do want more Shore! Ronnie and Sammi drama. I can't wait to see the fallout.

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 05:50 pm (UTC)

She does NOT give a shit. King Cobra? SNOOZE.

I am so excited for tonight. I should have the recap up by mid day tomorrow. *hand claps*

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wesleysgirl

Feb. 17th, 2011 06:33 pm (UTC)

Oh holy crap, that video made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes. That was awesome.

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 06:54 pm (UTC)

Me, too, the "Oh, that's so nasty!" interjection cracked me up.

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wesleysgirl

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:08 pm (UTC)

I made my son watch it when he came home from school, and then we made Mr WG watch it when he got home from work. LOL!

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 06:55 pm (UTC)

LOOK AT IT. I lol'd at it taking a nap to get over it's KING COBRA POISONING. "That badger doesn't give a fuck it just right back to eating snake, oh that's so gross."

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ryokomusouka

Feb. 17th, 2011 07:59 pm (UTC)

Of course, now that you've said something, all hell will break loose.

I say we kill Murphy and whoever created THAT stupid law.

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ryokomusouka

Feb. 17th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)

/facepalm

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 08:01 pm (UTC)

There are four more on YouTube, but this one was the funniest.

I AM SO GLAD. Man, I could totally use a 24 hour period off duty, let's hope your streak continues, because I can imagine you need a break, too.

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a2zmom

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:02 pm (UTC)

I don't recall Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom sounding anything like this.

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)

Too bad, huh? :D

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a2zmom

Feb. 18th, 2011 12:11 am (UTC)

It would have made for some interesting family time around the old black and white.

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milurie

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:16 pm (UTC)

Jerrrrrrrrrrrrrrsday!

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stoney321

Feb. 17th, 2011 11:33 pm (UTC)

I got my Dubstep blaring and my blow out ready, what what?!

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lynnenne

Feb. 18th, 2011 04:10 am (UTC)

I had so much fun with you tonight! And boy is my tummy full. OF YUMMINESS.

<333

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stoney321

Feb. 18th, 2011 01:24 pm (UTC)

Same here, on both counts! :D *burp* ;)

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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