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"Tre shows the table the card she got from her brother and Mel after that, and Jacqueline is so bored with this topic that she bangs her baby’s head on the edge of the table for an excuse to get away. (Babies are supposed to be wrapped up and put on the doorstep, Jackie. How else does Father Guido know he can slip ornate Christian Audigier belt buckles in their hoodies for the holidays?)"

...I kinda love doing this. Maybe you've noticed? Lol. Of course I'm going to have to try out all of the cocktails for the Glee recaps. OF COURSE I AM. (Mm, orange rum rickey! <-- which would be awesome to go with a My So Called Life episode, I'm just saying. Know your gay tv teens, folks.)


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Jun. 7th, 2011 05:56 pm (UTC)
Rickie! I loved that show.
Jun. 7th, 2011 06:06 pm (UTC)
ME, TOO. Stupid one season of Jared Leto...
Jun. 7th, 2011 07:15 pm (UTC)
Game of Thrones is an absolutely awesome show. I am sadfaced that there are only two episodes left. HOW WILL I SURVIVE SUNDAY NIGHTS WITHOUT MY MARTIN FIX?
Jun. 7th, 2011 07:19 pm (UTC)
I AM SO SAD TOO!!! Hopefully we won't have year and a half waits between seasons like other HBO shows.
Jun. 7th, 2011 09:20 pm (UTC)
I totally did the same thing to myself last night when reading my recap. I actually loved myself a little bit more than usual for this one line, don't ask me why. I'm weird.

"Bashley apparently also has an alocholic father, so this admission of Will’s touched her deeply. She takes a big swig of champagne (a great source of irony) and asks William to accept the rose and stay for the next show."

If I don't laugh at my own lameness, nobody will!

Is it wrong that I'm so happy to be openly watching the Bachelorette because I HAVE A PURPOSE NOW! Oh yes. I have a purpose, and it's my sworn commitment to HDJM. :)
Jun. 7th, 2011 09:23 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA. Seriously, we're hilarious. (Hurr.) I am a middle child, and unloved, I need all the support I can get! Why else do you think I wear two bras and a jock?

I am so happy about it, too! (And Casey is my BFF's brother, he looks JUST LIKE Ed Norton in American History X, but minus all of the racist stuff. He's HILARIOUS.)
Jun. 7th, 2011 09:28 pm (UTC)
Casey cracked me up. He should be writing the recaps. haha

I am the oldest child who shouldered all of the expectations and dished out all of the disappointment so I need constant validation and attention and love.

So people better start loving me. hahaha
Jun. 7th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
"orange rum rickey! <-- which would be awesome to go with a My So Called Life episode, I'm just saying"

Ahahahahaha! Or with the Menudo movies (was there more than one??)!! I may have to make all of your recap cocktails as I read! I was thinking that I could read your recaps and not watch Housewives...but...I can't stop myself!! It's like crack!! Sweet, sweet, brain melting crack. I can't look away from this "Jersey Shore: All Growed Up". Your recaps are a vital part of happy viewing experiencetses.
Jun. 7th, 2011 10:32 pm (UTC)
Oh, you will DEF. have to make them alongside the recap! They will be faaaabulous, darling.

Oh my GOD, Jersey Shore: All Growed Up is HILARIOUS.

And I thank you for your support. Keep your eyes on the delivery man bringing you a pony made of cakes. And my love.
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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