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CAPERS! Love 'em. Eat 'em. Put 'em on shit. Then... eat them. I highly recommend their salty, sour goodness.
SLEEPING! At least 7 hours a night! Which I did not get last night because I was up too late reading
THIS FIC! skintightsocks A Kurt/Blaine NC-17 first time, first summer with a boyfriend, trying to sneak around your parents tale. So good. So funny. So ridiculously hot. What is happening to me!? Complete, 3 parts, all linked (thank you, authors!)
MALAPROPISM RAPS! Okay, that's a shameless pimp, but I am having a lot of fun with the Real Housewives of New Jersey and their horrendous vocabulary. Worth ethnic, people. Worth ethnic.
mary_flanner has another fabulous fic in the works, but there are three parts left to go, so once it's all posted I'll share to keep you from the pain I'm feeling. (Really, everything she writes is excellent. One of the best fanfic writers I've come across, ever. <-- high praise, given who I've read over the years. I do wish she had a better homynym beta reader, though. I notice them - like, two in five stories, it's not a big deal - because I do that a lot. Alot. <-- not actually a homynym)
CAMPS! Put your kids in them! Wear them out! Watch them excell! Pay through the nose! Wait, that last part sucks.
CHOCOLATE! I need some right this minute, preferably in the form of chocolate chip cookies. To the kitchen I fly!



Poll #1752269 Good idea or terrible idea?

Recapping eps of Hoarders (not in an ugly way, remember)

awesome! I need to talk about it with you, Stoney!
11(35.5%)
terrible! Why do you do this, you horrible woman?
1(3.2%)
I'm not sure! I want to make sure you're not making fun of people!
6(19.4%)
I'm not sure! I want to make sure you ARE making fun of people! Also, I'm dead inside!
13(41.9%)

Why do you keep pestering my flist with your HDJM crap, Stoney?

I hate it. I hate you. I also hate sunshine and puppies and LOVE.
0(0.0%)
Oh, I could never quit you, you're the chambray shirt in my closet, Stoney.
25(100.0%)

I totally understand how Get Glue works.

True! It changed my life! Let me tell you how!
1(3.3%)
What the hell is Get Glue? Explain.
18(60.0%)
What the hell is Get Glue? And why are you kids on my lawn?
11(36.7%)

Comments

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flaming_muse
Jun. 14th, 2011 06:52 pm (UTC)
OMG that mary_flanner story is awesome AND I WANT THE REST OF IT RIGHT NOW. (Also, your tag is broken.)

And skintightsocks can pretty much do no wrong in my eyes. LOVE THEM. There's a reason they were the first author(s) (seriously, how do you refer to two authors as a singular being? so confusing) I recommended on my LJ.
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 06:58 pm (UTC)
Oh, thanks for the head's up - and seriously, isn't that story wonderful? I mean, everything she writes is wonderful, true, but oh, I love that twist!!

Skintightsocks ROCKS. I've not had a bad thought from any of their fics YET. And I may have read everything, by this point. (Ha, god bless you, Kindle!)
brunettepet
Jun. 14th, 2011 06:55 pm (UTC)
Thanks for the posts *bookmarks* You are obviously addicted. I like this side of you.

Hope this posts. LJ is being more of a bitch that I am and that's saying something.
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:00 pm (UTC)
I meant to go to bed at 10:30 last night so I could get up early and get the kids ready for golf/tennis camps without any stress. I didn't get to bed until almost 1. I BLAME AWESOME FANFIC.

LJ has been a butthead today for me, too. We must be on similar servers. *kicks their server*
ladycyndra
Jun. 14th, 2011 06:57 pm (UTC)
Icon LOVE!!! Mmm chocolate chip cookies. I haven't had some in a very long time. Damn this diet!!!! DAMN IT TO HELL!!
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:01 pm (UTC)
TROY! I love him. I love Community!

STUPID DIET! Make teeny tiny ones and let yourself have one a day? I AM SORRY I AM A HORRIBLE INFLUENCE. :(
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stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:09 pm (UTC)
That Alot is SO TOTALLY cool with it, it's not even funny. *r sirius*

HOARDERS OMG, I get my house so super clean, it's redonk. It's my motivational tool. I show it to my kids and shout "47 dead cats!!" at them, shoving trash bags in their hands. I hope my kids grow up all messed up so I have something fun to write about.

I HAVE NO IDEA, NO ONE WILL TELL ME.
maybe1ce
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:08 pm (UTC)
Capers are love. You do, of course, have some of the full-grown caper berries on hand, yes? They are wonderful plopped in a nice glass of gin.

But, then, what isn't wonderful soaked in gin?
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
I just had some full grown caper berries! Not the same as a capybara in a glass of gin, that's a whole different flavor profile.

And remember, an interjection makes the sentence right! Interjection! For excitement! For amusement! Halelujah! (Aw, that's the end!)
maybe1ce
Jun. 15th, 2011 02:45 am (UTC)
I like the Groovy "WOOOOW!!!!!!!!!!" girl, myself. In fact, I looked very much like her when I read that awesome Skintightsocks Klaine fic. Thanks for the rec!


I am uncertain about the flavour profile of a capybara. I shall stick to caper berries, thank you.
dancetomato
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:11 pm (UTC)
I had yummy steak tartare last week with capers and a quail's egg yolk on top. Oishikatta desu! <--random Japanese included at no extra cost
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 07:12 pm (UTC)
OM NOM NOM DELISH. That sounds fucking fabulous. You got an eff bomb, that's how strongly I feel about that dinner.
killabeez
Jun. 14th, 2011 09:44 pm (UTC)
Don't care or know about Hoarders, but I wanted to tell you that I hate you. Why? Because you've awakened my secret, previously unacknowledged and unfulfilled hunger for Kurt/Blaine, and I don't have time, man. I really do not. UGH.
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAH!! Mine is an evil laugh!

Dude, I know, right?! Where is this overwhelming need coming from? AUGH.
elizardbits
Jun. 14th, 2011 09:57 pm (UTC)
Get Glue sounds like the cruelest most horrible steeplechase ever.
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:05 pm (UTC)
OMG, Liz, I laid my head down on the arm of my chair and sobbed laughter for like a minute straight.
elizardbits
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:39 pm (UTC)
SRSLY I ASKED THE GOOGLES AND I STILL DON'T GET IT

what the shit does it even DOOOO
luvxander
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:44 pm (UTC)
It does nothing except allow you to tell your friends and enemies what you are currently doing via facebook and twitter. Sure, you could do this yourself, but if you do it with Get Glue, you get BUTTONS!~!
stoney321
Jun. 15th, 2011 01:04 am (UTC)
OH MY GOD BUTTONS. So that's what all of that shit is. Yeah, I'm good without twitter bling.
Catherine Mitchell
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:18 pm (UTC)
Do IT!! PLEASE for the love of EVERYTHING recap hoarders! I can't stomach the show, but I LOVE your recaps! :D
stoney321
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
FOR YOU, M'LADY, IT SHALL HAPPEN. And also because I think it might be theraputic for me, lol.
luvxander
Jun. 14th, 2011 10:43 pm (UTC)
Got the rec and am almost finished reading it!!! Oh, it's SO GOOD!!!

I'm quite anxious to get my hands on the other one by mary_flanner. I very much enjoyed her other fics that you rec'd earlier.

Stoney...I mainlined all of Game of Thrones in just a few days....I'm going through withdrawals until the next episode. How do you guys manage when you have to wait week after week after week? and how are we going to manage until next year, waiting for more?

And why do I keep wanting to put a d on the end of manage?
stoney321
Jun. 15th, 2011 01:06 am (UTC)
It was so good, right?!? UNGH, they are awesome writers.

I'm telling you, everything mary_flanner writes is outstanding. If you go to her journal, she has everything she's done at the top. They're all good.

CJ, I have no idea how we're going to get through between seasons, IT IS TOO GOOD, OMG. Next spring?! EFF YOU, UNIVERSE.
weirdsister
Jun. 15th, 2011 05:04 am (UTC)
This is completely unrelated to your post, but when I saw this I thought of you, having read your review of the Twilight saga. I though I'd share it, just in case you hadn't already read it: http://www.chud.com/21684/the-devins-advocate-why-breaking-dawn-must-be-made-into-a-movie/
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

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