I had many children at my home over the weekend, and I need to unwind with some PORN! Or at the very least, some funny. Somebody come and play....
In your comment, fill out the answers (cut and paste if you like) and I'll make you a krazy kooky story! Whee! Caution: it may very well suck. I'll do my best.
2. Other person
4. Unusual (and unlikely that you'd ever have) it job
8. action verb
12. activity pertaining to said holiday
13. exotic location
16. large ticket item (expensive purchase)
18. person, not previously mentioned
19. action verb