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I guess there are these "future" drinks that haven't been made yet, and it's "physically impossible" for me to drink them. WHATEVER. Also: How about it, Science?!

Breaking Bad, 4.3 BOOM, done, waiting for you. Hoarders, Beverly/Megan SHAZAM, read about the cat poop. (Jes joo weeel eat the cah poo! Also? Milk was a bad choice.)

In other news, I am bad ass with a bow and arrow. My video game told me so. (Also, I actually am in real life, too. Apocalypse skill? CHECK.)

Speaking of, I'm still trying to work out the logistics of livestock in my apocalypse plan. Goat, sheep, for sure are necessary, as well as some chickens/doves. But a cow and donkey would be great, but where to put them so they're safe? I REQUIRE BEASTS OF BURDEN IN MY END OF DAYS PLAN.

My husband is still on vacation. I made him watch Hoarders with me. He just:
  • cleaned the bathroom sinks
  • scrubbed all the toilets
  • vacuumed the stairs and living room
  • washed the dishes.

ACCOMPLISHMENT. [/Principal Figgins]

I helped my cousin avoid a MASSIVE SCAM with her daughter, and I feel filled with virtue. (I think I've banked enough good karma that I can kill some clowns. I think it's 1 good deed = 1.62 dead clowns, but I don't know the rate of exchange for carnies, which will be more prevalent as they're in season.)

NOTE: if you're going to audition or "be paraded out" in front of "directors," um, that should NEVER EVER COST A FEE. Ever. You do not pay to audition. You do not pay to be "seen by a director." That is a scam. Save your money. [/PSA] Rainbow, the more you know!

Broccoli salad time, nom nom.


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Aug. 2nd, 2011 07:59 pm (UTC)
You know, you could just kill EVIL clowns. I think that would help you build up even more good karma. And, according to horror films, evil clowns are distressingly common, so you can build up a lot of good karma very, very fast.

And yay for helping the cousin avoid a scam!

I'm very impressed by your archery skill! That is BADASS. When the zombie apocalypse comes, I want you guarding my house.
Aug. 2nd, 2011 08:08 pm (UTC)
Good point, the world *does* seem to be lousy with evil clowns...

I'm a dead-eye up to 75 yards on a 30 pound compound bow. If I could figure out a way to put explosives in the heads of arrows, there's your zombie killing weapon of choice!
Aug. 2nd, 2011 08:29 pm (UTC)
Bow and arrows! That reminds me I need to get back practicing with mine. Its currently being stored at my father-in-law's house. I was getting good at it!
Aug. 2nd, 2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
Yes! Keep those End of Days skills sharps, YOU NEVER KNOW!
Aug. 2nd, 2011 08:58 pm (UTC)
I hadn't thought about my apocalypse skills. I can also hit a target with a bow and arrow. I can cook and make fire too. Hmmmm.

There can never be too many PSAs. Or too few clowns.
Aug. 2nd, 2011 09:12 pm (UTC)
I've got to the point with hoarders where I just watch the first two minutes and then ffwd to the end and watch the last 10 minutes, it's so much less frustrating. I let you take the brunt of it all instead, or I would except your link isn't working and now I cry from sadness and my contact jabbing me in the eye.

Broccoli salad - hmmmmm!
Aug. 2nd, 2011 09:16 pm (UTC)
Why do you need beasts of burden? Don't you have children for that? Make them plow the fields and shoulder the loads of grain, I say!
Aug. 2nd, 2011 11:30 pm (UTC)
Can I just cower behind you at the End of Days? Is there a line forming?
Aug. 3rd, 2011 12:15 am (UTC)
PSA corollary: unless you are a musician. Musician=fees. Sadface.
Aug. 3rd, 2011 12:33 am (UTC)
I think it's 1 good deed = 1.62 dead clowns

Killing clowns doesn't count as a good dead? Since when?

Aug. 3rd, 2011 03:57 am (UTC)
I left you a comment on your recap of Hoarders and it was eaten. I'll try again tomorrow. :)

My mom's bf is kind of bad about hoarding. I like things cleaned and organized, so it's way too much for me but definitely not on the same caliber as the people on this show. Apparently when my mom watches this, he cleans the entire house and throws many things away. I tell her she should keep the show on a loop in every room he's in.
Aug. 4th, 2011 02:43 am (UTC)
Cows take an awful lot of kinda-specialized grazing space...don't donkeys eat less/have a more varied diet? Cows might not be necessary.

I wish watching Hoarders had that effect on my family! My daughter just thinks it's gross and the SO thinks it's stupid to watch other people's fucked-up lives and/or is so grossed out he leaves the room.

Le sigh.
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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