Like the kind where I can tuck my head under your chin. I'm 5'6", so if I need to get you an apple box, I can.
WE ARE BACK, by the way, Hey, Don't Judge Me, I mean. Crazy security breach/server farm issues, all resolved, migration hiccups, all resolved, and I miraculously still have a head of hair.
It would be super keen if y'all clicked on various links on the page to give me an idea of how much we can take. (Also, we got a pretty sweet mention on the FRONT PAGE of METAFILTER, um, right when we crashed. D'oh! But still. Pretty sweet.)
Our pool was NINETY THREE DEGREES yesterday. Doesn't that sound awful? The air was 115, so it still felt good. Kinda. We're contemplating buying a bunch of bags of ice and throwing them in. Feh. This has been the second hottest summer (and driest) in Texas history. That's saying something, y'all.
I'm on pre-'ritas, moving on to ACTUAL 'ritas. I'm a mom, I can write you a note so you can start drinking them at work, too. HERE:
You're welcome.
WE ARE BACK, by the way, Hey, Don't Judge Me, I mean. Crazy security breach/server farm issues, all resolved, migration hiccups, all resolved, and I miraculously still have a head of hair.
It would be super keen if y'all clicked on various links on the page to give me an idea of how much we can take. (Also, we got a pretty sweet mention on the FRONT PAGE of METAFILTER, um, right when we crashed. D'oh! But still. Pretty sweet.)
Our pool was NINETY THREE DEGREES yesterday. Doesn't that sound awful? The air was 115, so it still felt good. Kinda. We're contemplating buying a bunch of bags of ice and throwing them in. Feh. This has been the second hottest summer (and driest) in Texas history. That's saying something, y'all.
I'm on pre-'ritas, moving on to ACTUAL 'ritas. I'm a mom, I can write you a note so you can start drinking them at work, too. HERE:
Dear ( your boss's/name ),
(Your name) has a medical condition that requires them to consume massive quantities of margaritas, hourly. Thank you for your understanding, and you have a little something right there. *licks thumb, wipes cheek*
Signed,
A Mom, imbued with Mom Authority.
You're welcome.
- Spock is::
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'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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Being a mom, I have all the answers. I say it does. Hmmm.
Neat.
10-Q, bb, I needed that.
Oy, this week!
I've stopped watching the weather, because I gets a sad. We had a tree die, it's so hot and dry out there.
mr. muse and I disagree loudly and at length over whethe pool water can be too warm, and I say ice it up, baby! We have hardly used pur pool here this year, because it has either been way too hot or like 70. Ugh. Lovely useless water feature.
I'd say 95 is too hot. That's the hottest it got last night at 7pm. (It cools down several degrees overnight, but as soon as the sun hits it...)
The Mr. brought home 8 bags of ice. I think we need 20.
I would give you a hug, but my week is so crappy that it would turn into me *taking* a hug and we'd end up all "Give me the hug!" and "No, you give me the hug, dammit!", followed by us either having a big fight over hug selfishness or bursting into tears.
I think we should just skip right to the drinks instead. Cheers!
Hot water swimming pool kinda defeats the object of having one, yes? You need some sort of internal water wheel to scoop the chillier deep water up to the top or a platoon of otters might do it! See I'm not imbibing but the margarita fumes are getting to me, hmmmm :)
Did you manage to get the purple stains out btw?
I did get them out! Enzymatic cleaner and the sweat of children were what it took.
Mmm, margarita IV. AND!!! JERSEY SHORE IN ITALY IS TONIGHT.
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Oh my god, you have no idea, Sam. ME, TOO. Whew.
YES, THIS! Oooooh, natural springs feel amazing. There's a massive one in Austin, Barton Springs, and it's always 68F year round. BRISK. But when it's toughly the temperature of Satan's taint? That feels lovely.
I'm going to not only print the note, but have it laminated. Thank you!
Oh, you are more than welcome. I can write all sorts of notes. Oooh, stay tuned, I'll post some today. ;)
Thanks for the note. I printed it out and gave it to my boss who isn't going to be here most of the day and she said, "Go for it."
I think I will. hahaha