Stupid old half dead cat showed up at the back door today! Three nights out in the wet and wind and 15 degrees Farenheit. Told ya: Teflon Kitty. We should take DNA samples and market it.
Thank you to everyone who expressed their love and hope over that bag o'bones... I'm hiding behind jokes because I'm shaking, really. TURD! Making me and the kids worry!! Ah, well. It'll be a good holiday now that all the fur babies are accounted for, all packages wrapped or well hidden, the kitchen is warm and has yummy smells spilling out, and I am not seeing my mother's family this year. Yay!!! No drunken aunts telling people they're fat, or dumbasses, or other general tearing down. Whee!!
Everyone be safe on the roads, eat lots and don't worry about it, and drink if you got it! Stay sober if that's your goal! I'm delirious with joy!!!
Thank you to everyone who expressed their love and hope over that bag o'bones... I'm hiding behind jokes because I'm shaking, really. TURD! Making me and the kids worry!! Ah, well. It'll be a good holiday now that all the fur babies are accounted for, all packages wrapped or well hidden, the kitchen is warm and has yummy smells spilling out, and I am not seeing my mother's family this year. Yay!!! No drunken aunts telling people they're fat, or dumbasses, or other general tearing down. Whee!!
Everyone be safe on the roads, eat lots and don't worry about it, and drink if you got it! Stay sober if that's your goal! I'm delirious with joy!!!
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I have a feeling that Crawford is robbing other cat's of their nine lives...
*muwah!*
Have a good one, Mar-Mar! We are rocking to your CD right now!
*dries tears, hands you a silver dollar*
I AM SO BAD AT KEEPING SECRETS AND SURPRISES. But I will wait until after Christmas to unveil my plans. Yes yes.
*tickles you and sneaks rum in your egg nog*
Thanks, babe. Have a nice night, and I hope that your folks deliver the goods.
That is a signal to the fates to drop him at my door, begging for the good stuff. Why didn't I remember that two nights ago? ;D
Thanks for the lovin', and I hope you have a terrific holiday!
*hugs you SOOO hard!*
Raffi knows ALL!
Yay to bag o' bones' return!
Merry Christmas and all that jazz, Stoney!
Merry Christmas to you, too!! (I want to find out how you made that Prime Rib the other night, BTW.)
*pinches you, rocks out to BB with you, and knows life is good when Kaka is in de world.*
Have a terrific night! (Your icon is cracking me up.)
I miss you and Sue, goldurnit!! Get better and get lots of sleep.
Making you worry like that.
Glad he's back, the little sadist (all cats are sadists, we know that, just as every sixteen year old girl is clinically nuts).
I do not miss the Christmas Eve's spent at mom's younger brother's house, much. At least not the ones after all of us were grown-ups and they all turned into right-wing whackos.
Get to go to Uncle Mervie's tonight (bounce!). You'd like him; he's gotten the double enforced version of the family gardening gene.
Julia, and I WILL BE NICE to his daughters in law, they are not his fault
Thanks for the love (he's a shit, but cuddly = forgivable)
Gardening gene!! Talked about you to my FIL (the retired geologist). Feel the Texas love!
Merry,
-D
Have a great break, and hope you and your family enjoy yourselves.
So glad he showed up okay. Hope you have a very very wonderful Christmas! :-D
(He's being snuggled by the other kitties and trying to steal ham.)
*hugs you, wishes it was a real one*
Have a terrific holiday break!!
Should have just gone straight to your LJ.*smacks head* Being this stoopid and I'm in charge of the office tomorrow? God help them.
Argh! He deserves to be ignored and not made a fuss of. But we both know that wouldn't happen. Just give him so many treats that he'll waddle everywhere and won't be able to fit through the door - that'll keep him in. Or not, coz cats is like that.