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Um, I'm being sarcastic. I ran to the costume shop yesterday to pick up fake blood for The Boy's costume (we're going to our annual Halloween party at my friend's on Saturday - she's the one writing the Walking Dead recaps, btw, her husband is a sculpture artist that has a 7 foot Chupacabra costume he wears to pass out invitations. HA. They're film-quality, too, AMAZING.)

Anyway, everything at the store for women was ____ but slutty! And this is a long-standing joke with my sister and I about going as a slutty blah blah, so since I realized that the hair piece I made for my Blink Angel costume was thrown away by my husband (oh my GOD) I need to come up with something else for Sat.

So I'm going as a TV dinner. But slutty! I almost caused a car wreck on the way back from the store yesterday clutching and laughing hysterically to my husband. THERE WILL BE PICTURES ON MONDAY. Oh, god, I am so excited, it's ridiculous.

ION, there was an amazing piece of fanfiction posted last night, and you may have missed it while watching fantastic Must See TV last night (Seriously, Community, how are you so meta and fabulous?) so let me redirect you: flaming_muse wrote a companion piece to Than The Sum Of Their Parts, which was a lovely and thoughtful look at what it means for a gay teen (specifically, Blaine) to fall in love and be allowed to love. And to love someone as amazing as Kurt. This piece deals with similar themes, but from Kurt's POV. As far as I'm concerned, she's writing the characters perfectly. She nails it continually. Thoughtful, achy, funny, and hot, go read The Other Half of The Equation and let her know what you think. (You don't have to read the other to follow, but why wouldn't you want to? *G*)

Okay, off to buy plastic food and a slutty silver dress. Ahahahahahaha.


Oct. 28th, 2011 07:36 pm (UTC)
Are you going to have the really crappy brownie or the apple crisp as your dessert? Can't wait to see photos.

I have a nun costume. Not at all slutty. But quite funny when I tape a giant ball to my belly underneath and go as a pregnant nun while Chris is dressed in the matching priest robe. I usually set my glass of whiskey on my "baby belly" too, because that really tops off the whole effect.
Oct. 28th, 2011 08:42 pm (UTC)
APPLE CRISP!! LOL, I'm glad you thought of it. Wow, Walmart actually has a plastic taco and it was SO CLOSE, S, SO CLOSE.

I love a pregnant nun. Especially when you have the dirty priest to go with it. :D
Oct. 28th, 2011 08:47 pm (UTC)
We were the costumes to a party one year and there was another guy there as a rabbi. We walked around together all night and had our "a priest, a rabbi, and a pregnant nun walked into a bar" opening line going. No one could come up with a good punchline though.


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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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