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Boardwalk Empire's recap is up!

And the RHoBH Recap, too! Dude, I kept saying, "Opulence: I has it."

Here's an excerpt about someone's face lift procedure:

In the surgery, Paul is all business telling some yahoo to shut up with the whistling. Then he accidentally squirts fat on someone. Everyone comments on how the anesthesiologist looks like Mark Walhberg, so Paul calls up Markie Mark, because they’re BFF, and says this guy is claiming he’s better looking and can kick Mark Walhberg’s ass.

Markie Mark shows up and pins the anesthesiologist to the floor, punching him in the head, rapping, “Feel the vibration! Come on, come on, feel it, feel it!" The guy throws his hands up and begs off. Markie spits in his face and says, “I created Entourage, bitch!”

Paul asks for a scalpel and continues with the procedure.

Damn, just imagine if he had the funky bunch in there.


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Nov. 1st, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
Will anyone be recapping Hell on Wheels? I'm super psyched about it, but it also looks like it will be fun to mock.
Nov. 1st, 2011 09:54 pm (UTC)
I don't even know what it is! The writers follow my LJ, so we'll see if any of them are interested. (They have to love the show, or I don't make them watch/recap, that's my rule.)
Nov. 1st, 2011 11:53 pm (UTC)
It's coming on AMC - it's set during the Reconstruction and has cowboys, looks a little True Grit-esque. I'll keep my fingers crossed that you have a writer who's a western junkie :)
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I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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