I had three options for activity today: work on a project with a looming deadline, clean my messy house, read fandom_wank regarding psuedo gay straight women and their ramifications on the ecological impact of trangressive geopolitical wank. Or something. Came to a few decisions: people like using big words to sound smart, people don't like to say what's on their mind, and I'm going to stay naked on this LJ for charity. This is now a meretricious journal. Now??!
Example of number one: The granulation of the level of trangressive homoerotica to heteronormalcation can be directly inverted to represent the metrics of off-line behavior as invested in intraweb behaviors specific to the norms of oh my god are you still reading?
That translates to: you straight women with your licking and groping devalues my coming out of the closet and makes ME less cool. That's me saying what's on my mind. Women for millennias have been allowed affections with each other as our nature (gatherers, traditionally) have left us alone together as a group. Ever see lioness groom each other? I'd rather be faux groped than left alone in the cold. All alone. Like a dog.
Also, I am now naked. For charity. Here's the donation scale:
- gropes, licks = I give $0.05
- humps = $0.10
- showing me the meaning of "twoo wuv" = $0.15
- pinching my bum - $0.50
- gang bangs = $1.00
- fondling my boobs = $5.00 (my pretty boobs are tired, but you can raise money in other ways)
I'm not sure where I'll donate the money. This may be a huge joke.* And I want to have hard core, corn-cob sex with each of you and stalk you and kill for you and then be arrested and go to jail and become someone's bitch and be TAUGHT A LESSON. Uh huh.
[ETA] As of 69 (hee!) comments I have $60.70. *I'm sending money to the Red Cross, so jump on board and make it hurt! Then kiss it better. Post is open until tonight.