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Did a little housekeeping, mostly cleaning off old journals that haven't updated in a few years, deleted, etc., people that defriended me, that sort of thing. It's just livejournal, it's not a political statement.

Not to mention that I'm that obnoxious LJer that rambles all the damn time about myself, so the only thing that goes under the flock is when it's for people that I know in RL (most of my flist are RL friends.)

But hey, maybe you want to trim me? That's cool. Maybe you don't know if you should? Ask me a question (I'm avoiding cleaning up after having guests) and I'll answer it for you if I can. (Um, I'm not giving you my bank account or a picture of my husband sleeping, so sorry. I AM SORRY.)

Guys? I'm sorry. (No, I'm not.)

*chin fists* What else are you going to do, eat leftovers? *burp* Come on, let's overshare! (No, we don't have to. Sometimes that means something really scary. O_O People tell me...things. Things you shouldn't tell a person on the innarwebnets.)

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stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 09:50 pm (UTC)
ROFL. Fucking CARROT DIMES, Sal.

OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!?!?!? Ahahahahaha. "Because there's nothing better to do." Well, that's true no matter where you are.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:01 pm (UTC)
Hey, you asked us to overshare. I'm just doing as I'm told. Maybe I'll masturbate with a carrot. Lady juice has got to be a better marinade than tomato juice, right?

(FYI - I'm laughing and blushing at the same time right now. This is what you do to me.)
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:06 pm (UTC)
I IMMEDIATELY SAID YOU DON'T HAVE TO OMG. (Hahahahaaha) Dude, some of the things complete strangers have told me in comments... UM. I don't need to know that about your brother, stranger. I REALLY DO NOT. o_0

Ahahaha, I love that your both laughing and blushing. *Fist Pump*
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:10 pm (UTC)
I have always blushed very easily. There's a little fact about me that's not as crazy, right? However, while I will blush at a lot of things, I'm not always actually embarrassed.

You know I made the comment I did because of the kinds of things people are willing to tell you. I wouldn't actually post something like that if it were true. People are so weird with their absence of boundaries. I just don't get why people would put out some of the things they do. Especially when they're posting in OTHER people's journals. It's one thing to make a joke. Another to share your actual secrets. People are nuts.
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
I don't blush easily, but I embarrass like WHOA. Like, I feel shame other people should feel, and it's very uncomfortable - which is why I can't watch the audition portion of American Idol, etc. GAH.

Oh, Sal, please, I know you, you go back up and read my comments and think about the girl that did tequila shots with you in Atlanta. THEN WE WENT STREAKING!*

*no we didn't.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
You know, if you could combine the two of, we would make one amazing woman. As long as we got the right combination. :)

No streaking. Just started an orgy in the lobby. Remember how hot that was?
stoney321
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
It was! I don't know why you insisted on dressing like a Juggalo, though. Grease paint in UNUSUAL PLACES, yow.

Also, I don't know why you had to put grease paint down there.
moosesal
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
I thought maybe it would work as lube. Since I turned 60 things have been a little dry down there.
jenbooks
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:43 pm (UTC)
Ohgod I HATE blushing without even being embarrassed. And then people THINK you're embarrassed and call ATTENTION to it, and then you ARE embarrassed and then it's just this huge feedback LOOP. Gah.
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 05:11 pm (UTC)
WAIT WAIT TRUE OR FALSE IT WAS IN YOUR JOURNAL LAST YEAR OR THE YEAR BEFORE WHEN THAT CREEPER STRANGER GUY WAS VERY SPECIFICALLY OUTLINING HIS POLY FANTASIES AND TRYING TO MAKE YOU WRITE HIM A FIC ABOUT IT

BECAUSE DUDE

NO

DENIED

FOREVER
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 06:33 pm (UTC)
YES YES YES YES

THAT WAS HERE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

Someone told me once that they have sex with their brother

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD.

Edited at 2011-11-26 06:34 pm (UTC)
elizardbits
Nov. 26th, 2011 06:34 pm (UTC)
...wait wait was it Dean Winchester because if not SEE ICON FOREVER
stoney321
Nov. 26th, 2011 07:22 pm (UTC)
THAT'S PRETTY MUCH HOW I FELT ABOUT IT, YEAH.
dancetomato
Nov. 26th, 2011 12:03 am (UTC)
I do love you.
moosesal
Nov. 26th, 2011 01:40 am (UTC)
And I, you.

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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