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Did a little housekeeping, mostly cleaning off old journals that haven't updated in a few years, deleted, etc., people that defriended me, that sort of thing. It's just livejournal, it's not a political statement.

Not to mention that I'm that obnoxious LJer that rambles all the damn time about myself, so the only thing that goes under the flock is when it's for people that I know in RL (most of my flist are RL friends.)

But hey, maybe you want to trim me? That's cool. Maybe you don't know if you should? Ask me a question (I'm avoiding cleaning up after having guests) and I'll answer it for you if I can. (Um, I'm not giving you my bank account or a picture of my husband sleeping, so sorry. I AM SORRY.)

Guys? I'm sorry. (No, I'm not.)

*chin fists* What else are you going to do, eat leftovers? *burp* Come on, let's overshare! (No, we don't have to. Sometimes that means something really scary. O_O People tell me...things. Things you shouldn't tell a person on the innarwebnets.)


Nov. 25th, 2011 10:21 pm (UTC)
I don't blush easily, but I embarrass like WHOA. Like, I feel shame other people should feel, and it's very uncomfortable - which is why I can't watch the audition portion of American Idol, etc. GAH.

Oh, Sal, please, I know you, you go back up and read my comments and think about the girl that did tequila shots with you in Atlanta. THEN WE WENT STREAKING!*

*no we didn't.
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:26 pm (UTC)
You know, if you could combine the two of, we would make one amazing woman. As long as we got the right combination. :)

No streaking. Just started an orgy in the lobby. Remember how hot that was?
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:28 pm (UTC)
It was! I don't know why you insisted on dressing like a Juggalo, though. Grease paint in UNUSUAL PLACES, yow.

Also, I don't know why you had to put grease paint down there.
Nov. 25th, 2011 10:48 pm (UTC)
I thought maybe it would work as lube. Since I turned 60 things have been a little dry down there.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

Time Wot It Is

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