Laura Stone (stoney321) wrote,
Laura Stone
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Weeble wobbles wobble but they don't fall down

'Cause they get back up again. So people on my flist are having lousy days, sad days, but most especially: BORED days. Me too. I've made a list of stuff that makes me laugh my ass off, or smile real hard. Hey: it passes the time. [ETA] pimp and spam this! I want something in my memories to look at when I'm having a bad day... Same for y'all!


Movie lines:
"On accounta somethin' bein' wrong with my semen?" Raising Arizona
"Don't you go dying on me!" Dumb and Dumber
"How'd you like to earn ten bucks the hard way?" Caddyshack
"Yes, it's true. This man has no penis." Ghostbusters
"Ho Ho! Don't try to hit anything..." Sixteen Candles
"What in the wide, wide world of sports is a going on in here?" Blazing Saddles
"Yes! YES!! HE VAS MY.... BOYFRIEND!!" Young Frankenstein
"Gotta pretty sweet Saturday lined up... Going to hit Bed, Bath and Beyond, then maybe to Home Depot to look at some flooring..." Old School
"I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me so hard." Silence of the Lambs. What? That's hiLARious.
"Oh, shit man, I shot Marvin!" Pulp Fiction
"It has -heh heh- raisins in it." Better Off Dead
"I'm in a glass room of emotional pain." Anchorman
"Oh, Dark Helmet, you're helmet is so big!" Space Balls
"You'll get nothing and you'll like it!" Caddyshack
"Buff it and give it a real good shine. Chop chop!" "Why, that mother fucker..." Caddyshack
"Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" Airplane 1
"So. Scraps is a boy dog." Airplane 2
"I told him I'd put him on the Montgomery Ward mailing list." Top Secret
"You eat shit for breakfast?" Happy Gilmore

Funny Buffy/Angel lines (IMO - and I have five minutes)
"You're going to think about that later and laugh, mister!" Buffy
"You do- you do dooddle too!" Willow
"I'm 17. Looking at linoleum makes me think of sex." Xander
"He is looking at her with his Peice Brosnany eyes." Xander
"Anya. How is your money?" "Fine! Thank you!" Buffy 'Bot/ Anya
"Doesn't have to be... What rhymes with 'lungs?'" Spike

AHH!! Pressure!! Clock's ticking! Gotta make dinner - post your faves here!


Last thing. I wonder if someone (cityphonelines) would consider helping me make a banner (cityphonelines) if I had the images but didn't know how to put them together on PS8? (cityphonelines) But WHO??
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