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Or both. There's a slim chance it's both. Look, I'm a middle child that grew up without praise, I have to praise myself. There's a dirty joke in there, I just don't have the energy to find it.

HOW IT IS ALMOST CHRISTMAS. Also, why am I stressed since I am not a Christian? Oh, right, because we celebrate Gift-mas. I HAVE to be productive today with more than just writing. So. Antibiotics today, ordering the last of the presents (come on, Amazon!) and then spending the midday with my sister shopping for foods and something for my dad, one of the most difficult people to please. (See: grew up sans praise.)

Real Housewives of Beverly Hills last night - I have figured out that they are what 90210 WISHED it was back in the day. The recap is up (went up last night, see: I have accomplished naught but my writing) and here's an excerpt:

They are so high school, it’s ridiculous. Paul and Adrienne are the couple that has been dating all four years, were the first to Do It, break up every few weeks, but are always together. Lisa is the awesome rich and popular girl (dating the older guy) that floats through most of the cliques and the teachers all like her (one maybe a little too much.) Kyle and Mauricio are the lieutenant of the drill team and the stoner soccer team captain couple. Kim is the sister to one of the popular girls that is really Christian but gets shit-faced on Saturdays – just in time to pray for forgiveness on Sunday, and her boyfriend Ken is the janitor.


Only one more ep, and the season is done, there is Top Chef tomorrow, and then I have the next two weeks off from writing. *crawls* I could probably crack walnuts with my bare hands right now. Or play seven hours of Rachmaninoff without flinching.

PLEASE TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE NOT READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS. (And to my Jewish friends, HAPPY HANUKKAH! <-- in case I'm not around after sundown.) <3

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fiveandfour
Dec. 20th, 2011 03:00 pm (UTC)
You are not the only one who is not ready for the holidays! Boy, am I behind. Like, shopping just before the mall closes on Christmas Eve behind. In fact, I foresee gifts of hand sanitizer and toilet seat tissues in my family's near future. ::cries::</p>

Meanwhile, I'll have to hop over and read some recaps so I can feel like I accomplished *something* this week.

stoney321
Dec. 20th, 2011 03:14 pm (UTC)
Everyone needs gas station key chains, am I right!? And 5 hour energy drinks? And...slim jims? MERRY SOMETHING!

Ahaha, yes, I fully support you clicking over to HDJM and reading recaps! 4/5 dentists say it improves your CHrismukwanzakuh!
fiveandfour
Dec. 20th, 2011 03:58 pm (UTC)
Slim Jims! Yes! I'll need something to class things up and show my family how much I care. (Plus they'll go great with the Funyons).</p>

Is that fifth dentist an iconoclast or an asshole? I can never decide...

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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