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Author: Stoney
Title: And I Hear It's Good For Your Skin, Too [One-shot] [...probably]
Rating: R for lascivious thoughts, lol
Warnings: You're going to want a massage after this. You should get one, they're boss.
Word Count 5100+
Summary: Blaine Anderson wins an office pool and gets a massage. Hey, guess who his masseur is? Blaine kind of gets into it. A lot.
A/N: This is to put a smile on my lovely flaming_muse who had her first PROPER MASSAGE today. Um, I'm guessing she didn't have this experience. But if she did, I would like to book an appointment at her spa ASAP. Shameless massage shenanigans within, unbeta'd which - I know, I know, shame on me.

Blaine looked around the room, not really sure about any of this. The guys at the office had gone on and on about how great massage was, but Blaine had gotten the impression that Bill had some hot lady that was giving him a MASSAGE massage, and he just felt kind of weird about the whole thing. Getting naked and some stranger putting their hands all over him? And then the stranger turns out to not be some 6' 4” former shot putting Ukrainian woman with a huge wart on her lip, which was less daunting, but... Hmm. Having a really attractive man with a soft and soothing voice wasn't helping, either.Collapse )


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Dec. 30th, 2011 09:03 am (UTC)
oh my goodness that's wonderfull. and i have to wonder if you're a professional masseuse or something, because the level of detail in there was AMAZING! makes me want to go get a massage too! the ending was just lovely. i SO want to read a continuation to this. how did they know the other was gay? did they just guess on the off chance? either way, the ending was perfect. unethical, lol!
Dec. 30th, 2011 03:26 pm (UTC)
hahaha, nope, not a pro, but I have been a proponent of regular massage for years. :D YOU SHOULD GO GET ONE, THEY ARE MARVELOUS.

...oh, I already started that last night. :D More will come in the New Year. THANK YOU FOR READING!!
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Dec. 30th, 2011 09:37 am (UTC)
I have to agree, getting a massage is a wonderful experience!
Dec. 30th, 2011 03:27 pm (UTC)
Dec. 30th, 2011 09:38 am (UTC)
A massage does sound wonderful and Blaine did enjoy that experience a lot! :)
Dec. 30th, 2011 03:27 pm (UTC)
I believe everyone should get them with regularity. :)

He sure did, haha! Thank you for reading!!
Dec. 30th, 2011 11:13 am (UTC)
I've never had a massage and I want one really badly now.
Dec. 30th, 2011 03:29 pm (UTC)
YOU SHOULD GET ONE. (They're not very expensive at places like Massage Envy - or check to see if your town has a massage school. They need bodies to practice on!)
Dec. 30th, 2011 02:35 pm (UTC)
Blaaaine! So happy Kurt gave him his number (and don't lose it!) <3 Loved Blaine's thoughts and how you captured the feelings so well. I love how loopy Blaine is at the end and just so happy and wanting to help people :) So glad to read this!
Dec. 30th, 2011 03:30 pm (UTC)
HE BETTER NOT LOSE IT! Haha. So happy that you enjoyed this!! Thank you very much for reading (and ha, Blaine just wants to live there and make art and help people, he can't help himself. Hee.)

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Dec. 30th, 2011 06:29 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! I'm so glad you liked this, THANK YOU! And yes, 1) book a session and 2) LET ME KNOW IF YOU HAVE KURT. ;D
Dec. 30th, 2011 09:29 pm (UTC)
This was great. Relaxing and makes me want to schedule a massage ASAP. I love how cutely Kurt made sure Blaine had his number :)
Dec. 30th, 2011 09:53 pm (UTC)
You should go do that! I think this story is going to give a few therapists some work, maybe I could finagle that into a free session... :D

Thank you so much for reading, I'm glad you enjoyed this!
Dec. 30th, 2011 09:41 pm (UTC)
OMG that fiction is so awesome , sexy and hot as hell and i love it , i really really love it and ive enjoyed reading it , alot
Dec. 30th, 2011 09:52 pm (UTC)
Why, thank you so much!! :D
Dec. 30th, 2011 10:13 pm (UTC)
Wow, that was amazing! Blaine's little monologue was brilliant, I'd love to see what Kurt was thinking though it all lol.
Dec. 30th, 2011 10:16 pm (UTC)
Also, why have I never had a massage like this before? I need to go to a proper spa now instead of the salon around the corner! (Hopefully with a gorgeous guy working there ;) lol)
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Dec. 31st, 2011 02:36 am (UTC)
What the hell? No happy ending :P
Still satisfying.
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:38 am (UTC)
DO YOU WANT KURT TO BE SUED?! Because you know other people would hear them getting freaky in there and the Management would have to Make An Example Of Him.

...glad you still were satisfied, though. :D (Pssht, there's more coming!)
Dec. 31st, 2011 03:02 am (UTC)


I loved all of Blaine's awkwardness. Seriously, the same thing would have happened to me. I would have been like, "I want to take you down on this bed - wait, I'm paying you to do this. This is your job. Right. Focus on relaxing your muscles."

Aaahhh. All of that is so lovely.

I can imagine Blaine going into work on Monday, and being like, "YOU WEREN'T KIDDING, BILL."

faaaaa. Great job, as always. (I just read the Where There's Smoke series. MOARRR.)
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:39 am (UTC)

Hahaha, it's such a bizarre thing, being naked and having a stranger touch you. =/ AND YET I LOVE IT. Hmm, what does that say about me? Ha.

And hahaha, YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON THAT PICKED UP ON BILL. :D *smooches to you for that alone*
Dec. 31st, 2011 04:09 am (UTC)
LMAO! I had a massage yesterday - hot stone and yeah, by a 50ish woman with great hands, but not a Kurt. Holy Hell. That was fantastic. And really? Blaine's co-worker is Bill? I only can think of Banana Bread Bill now. STILL have THAT fic on my mind. LOL
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:40 am (UTC)
Mmm, hot stone - I haven't done that in a long time! I need to remedy that.

AND YOU AND WITCHCRAFT - the only two that picked up on that name, lol!! <3 <3

So glad you liked this, thank you!
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:17 am (UTC)
I may have giggled through this whole thing. I needed a good laugh, though -- and I have a massage scheduled for tomorrow morning! Imagine that! Sadly, Kurt is not my masseur (masseur? masseuse). Your writing is excellent and I am most envious.
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:41 am (UTC)
I'm so glad you laughed!! Goal = MET. :D

I hope you have an EXCELLENT massage with a fabulous masseur/masseuse depending on gender. And thank you so, so much!
Dec. 31st, 2011 02:36 pm (UTC)
*sobbing quietly* I have missed you, and your writing way too much. This little fic was amazing, and I really do feel like a massage now :P Blaine made me smile so damn much, especially at the beginning with how nervous he was. I enjoyed this very much :) Happy New Years lovey. I hope 2012 is an amazing year for you! :) <3
Dec. 31st, 2011 03:54 pm (UTC)
Hahahaha, it's only been a few days!! :D I love that you enjoyed this, of course! AND YES - GO GET ONE. They are delightful.

Nappy New Years to YOU, TOO!! <3 <3
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:39 pm (UTC)
I did not know that something without anything sexual in it could be this hot. OMG. Also, now I want a massage. LOL.

Thank you for sharing!
Dec. 31st, 2011 05:57 pm (UTC)
Hahaha, before there was porn, there was innuendo! :D

So glad you liked this, thank you for that! (And YES. GO GET ONE.) <3

Thank you for reading!
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Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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