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Hell of a way to get back to work.

By which I mean Hoarders, of course. The recap from last night is up, and I will just say right now that I spent a good portion of the episode choked up and crying - there is an unbelievably positive story waiting for you, if you read. Just... wow. (And yes, once again Matt Paxton and I had a great chat about the show because we are so best friends, you guys. Haha.)

And in a 180 from that, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills recap will be up by 2pm. That one won't have you crying. Well, not for the same reasons, ha ha ha.

Melissa is back recapping The Bachelor, and this season looks like a doozy.

In completely unrelated news, I would like to state that I won a death match last night. I got into a fight on Twitter with Breckin Meyer. (OMG, he pussed out and didn't let me lay into him, though!) I decided that my New Year's resolution would be unmitigated hatred for a random person, and his name popped up on my "You should totes be BFF with this twitter account!" on my sidebar, and I looked at that and said: no. I SAID NO.

No, I will NOT be friends with him. Why? Why not Skeet Ulrich? Why not some other random actor from the 90s that made no dent on the pop culture landscape? So I called him out. And he told me to bring it. (No, really.) And then I DID. And he...cried in a corner? Ignored me? Who knows, because he let me win. Tchuh. Pussy.

Now I guess I have to find someone else to have an epic battle of epicness with. Tony Robbins? YOU'RE ON NOTICE.


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Jan. 3rd, 2012 04:54 pm (UTC)
But Breckin Meyer's bio says he's BFFs with Seth Green! HOW CAN HE BE HATED?

(and yes, I totally had to google Breckin Meyer in order to figure out who he is)
Jan. 3rd, 2012 04:57 pm (UTC)
BECAUSE HE'S NOT A GOOD ACTOR. And yet. He's always working. The guy knows people, that's the only answer I have.

AND WHY NOT HATE? There's always a good reason to hate something, I believe. IN THIS I BELIEVE.
Jan. 3rd, 2012 05:03 pm (UTC)
Having never heard of him before today, I will take your word on this. You know from acting.

Tony Robbins is also eminently hateable.
Jan. 3rd, 2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
Poor Breckin. I think he's kind of adorable. Don't judge me.
Jan. 3rd, 2012 05:47 pm (UTC)
Didn't Breckin Meyer do a movie with Tom Green? <-- enough said.

Yes, I'm back and doing the Bachelor...along with all the other ho-testants. I swear, I think they recruit their chicks from some sorority sanatorium or something. THE CRAZY! IT BURNS!
Jan. 3rd, 2012 06:25 pm (UTC)
LOL you are the Twitter queen! XD
Jan. 3rd, 2012 06:55 pm (UTC)
Melissa is back recapping The Bachelor, and this season looks like a doozy.

I've never watched*, so this observation comes from seeing only the commercials for it, but it seems to me that the ads are actually making fun of the girls, not promoting them as full of of awesomesauce. I'm sure the producers of the show have always known that the participants aren't the sharpest hoes in the row, but it seems like now that fact is part of their promotional strategy instead of something the audience is supposed to be surprised by as the season goes on.

*I feel so embarassed for the participants that I can't even laugh at the crazy - it just makes me feel thoroughly uncomfortable.
Jan. 3rd, 2012 07:01 pm (UTC)
Oh! And dare I say it? I think Breckin Meyer reminds me a bit of Scott Caan in his physique. (Or vice versa - don't know/care who is older). Anyway...could a tiny bit of carry-over shudder factor perhaps be a part of why it was impossible for you to become his Twitter friend?
Jan. 3rd, 2012 11:55 pm (UTC)
I am not surprised you won the death match. You're zombie prepared - how could you not win?
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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