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I think I'm slowly going crazy

One, I'm catching up on Top Chef: Texas recaps. It's slow going because I thought I could get the recipes names off the website. NOPE. They don't put them all up. So Week 8 is here (and last night's will go up later this afternoon.)

Two, I have been talking myself out of buying the sexiest damn pair of boots I have ever laid eyes on (they are walking around-able, even!) because they are one thousand dollars. I do not need to buy myself $1000 boots, not with children that will (we hope) go to graduate school. BUT THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL. It's like the boot fairy said, "Everything Laura likes, let's put in this one shoe." And then Mafalda swooped in and cursed it by making them so expensive. [/obscure reference] I'm married to a finance guy and we pay for everything in cash. Everything. No credit carried over from month to month. I'm going to NYC for a week, I want to spend my money on things there. *Cries* /First World Problems

Three, I had a fake argument in the shower earlier (doesn't everyone do that?) where I imagined being shitty to a woman that was rude to me yesterday.

Me: Hey, bitch, I bet I can do more push ups than you. Come on. *flexes*
Her: Ehn flehn fleurgh. (she was a whiny-type)
Me: Oh, and they have to be prison-style
Her: What's that?
Me: Naked and with a dick in your mouth.

That was when I started laughing and dropped the soap.

ION, I bought new lovely bras at Nordstrom's after getting refitted and have dropped down a strap size, but not cup size. THANK YOU, P90X for being the ONLY WORKOUT that doesn't make me lose my nice rack. *preens* 32DD, hells yeah LOL.

Dumpling soup time!


Jan. 5th, 2012 07:39 pm (UTC)
So I looked at the info on those boots:
All Day Heels® technology, created with NASA-engineered PORON cushioning,

I, of course, read that as NASA-engineered PORN cushioning. :)

I totally have imaginary fights in the shower! And while walking Buddy too. I used to have them in the car as well, but once I started listening to audiobooks I dropped the driving rage.

Hail to the DD girls! I'm 34DD myself.
Jan. 5th, 2012 07:45 pm (UTC)

I mean, those shoes have NASA TECHNOLOGY. II just checked because I'm bad and thinking about getting them anyway but they're only in a size FIVE.

FIVE. What?!?!??

(Ha! Boobs and booty, I like you for many reasons.)
Jan. 5th, 2012 07:57 pm (UTC)
Well at least the limited size options takes care of the problem for you. Unless they've got them in your local store in your size.
Jan. 5th, 2012 08:55 pm (UTC)
That's for the whole of Nordstrom's.com! The pair they had at my local store was the display (ugh, right next to the Jimmy Choos and Chanel pumps and they're so PRETTY) and they were a 7.

YES, IT HELPS. except for how I want them.
Jan. 5th, 2012 09:59 pm (UTC)
I forgot to say earlier that I love your prison pushups. Can we have a modification though? Maybe an option for asthmatics like me (who struggle to breathe without a dick in our mouths) would be a shiv in a kidney?
Jan. 5th, 2012 10:42 pm (UTC)
Oh, modify like this: instead of doing a push up from plank, just go to plank, then back to standing. After a few times of that, you'll be up to the pushups. (Are you doing P90X, too? Or just B? It'll be your Week 4, if so.)
Jan. 5th, 2012 11:19 pm (UTC)
But is the dick still in my mouth when I'm in plank? Is the big scary dude doing squats in front of my while I do my push ups? *g*

I'm doing a personal mix of p90x and Bar Method. So I'm doing the strength days of p90 on M/W/F, with Bar on T/Th, and then skiing on weekends. I'm not sure yet how I'll modify the recovery week. I haven't thought that far ahead. But I basically hate Kenpo and p90 yoga, and for now am not up to the Plyo, so I'm just doing the parts I like. Since I LOVE the strength workouts (esp. shoulders & arms, so much awesome in that workout), I'm enjoying bringing in just that element. Perhaps after a few months I'll be ready for a full-on p90x round. We'll see.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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