Hoarders No big, just got a message from Matt Paxton saying: "great analysis. loved the pet analysis. you are so dead on. thanks for writing an accurate and compassionate review." Just a message from my bud [glee!!]
RHoBH (also on its way by 3pm CST, both last week and this week)
Second, please note that not only does Glee come back from mini-hiatus tonight (with recaps on HDJM later this evening) but SOUTHLAND DOES, TOO. With recaps on HDJM tomorrow. And can I say that while I enjoy what I do, I would really like to get my hands on screeners so I can slow down my break-neck pace of writing, because I have to churn out 5 shows in 72 hours and that is just a lot. I relaxed so damn much on my vacation, it was ridiculous. (Yes, this is what one does, I know. But I'm ALWAYS DOING SOMETHING.) Plus I was shamefully late to everything, and I hate being late. Even if it was just 5 minutes. People's time is important to me, zomg.
Third, please click on the cut and take my EXTREMELY IMPORTANT SCIENTIFICAL POLLAMATRON. Someone's very life could depend on it.
FACT: Toilet paper goes:
OVER the roll, hanging away from the wall.
UNDER the roll, brushing against the wall where who knows what germs are lurking there.
If you answered UNDER to Question #1, do you know that:
YOU ARE WRONG?
I'm not your:
secret lover, Matt and Trey, although clearly I wish to be.
Laura, I get about _____% of your references.
0 - 10. You're very strange. Yes, I know that's rude of me.
10 - 20. I don't watch a lot of "television."
20 - 40. I don't remember a lot of things that I watched.
40 - 60. I am arbitrarily choosing this value.
60 - 80. I like funny things.
90. Is nice! HIGH FIVE.
99. I LIKE MAYONNAISE. Also, you'd be wrong. It's Hambone.
100. I AM YOUR NUMBER ONE STALKER. Doka, Laura. Doka.
Which means you're me. O_O
Which means you can clean the kitchen for me, thanks.
Aaaaaaaaand back to the grindstone.