Things I Don't Want to See on TV
- Fred Burkle: Snakemaster! (now if it was Lilah...)
- Clem and Snyder: The Love Continues (well, if it was modeled after Sonny & Cher, maybe)
- Shopping With Dawn! Get the tips and tricks of a pro!
- Cops: Sunnydale
- Charlotte's Web 2: Dead doesn't mean gone
Things I DO Want to See on TV
- Faith and Spike on a motocycle, fighting demons 'round the world
- The forgotten Shanshu episode
- The Xander in Africa show
- The forgotten "all nude" episode of Angel.
- Spike without the "sock"
- The 5 minutes that were cut from Buffy Season 3 when Angel comes back, nekkid on the floor and he stands up. Nekkid. Why's they cut that?
- The missing Troika episode where they re-make Star Trek and Jonathan and Andrew fight over who's going to play Spock, and Jonathan ends up as Uhura
- The abuse of the word "technology." Zip-lockTM claims to have "yellow and blue makes green" technology. WTF?
- "Hand crafted burgers" No monkey paws!! ANd little old ladies knit burger cozies to keep them safe until you eat them.
- Buzz words like "metrics" "granulation" and "off line." I actually heard this in a meeting the other day: "Let's discuss the metrics of your proposal off line so we can determine the level of granulation in that report." Uh, we're a gardening group. Is that REALLY necessary? Dirt good, tree pretty.
- The misuse of the word "actually" and "literally." Listen to the TV. They use it incorrectly all the time.
- Y'all (not Y'ALL, though) not spelling that contraction properly. It's you and all. Knock out the "ou" and stick in an apostrophe. Read it spelled ya'll in a PUBLISHED BOOK.
This is bad. I'm NEVER whiney in my journal. Here's some funny from McSweeny's.
Pick up lines from Serial Killers
- Hey baby, you look so good in those jeans I 'd like to chop your legs off.
- Was your daddy a thief? I'm not. I'm a serial killer.
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop screaming?
- That shirt looks great on you, but it would look even better in an evidence bag.
- Will you run away from me somewhere romantic?
- Do you come here often? I don't, because I only leave my underground cave when the voice of Marilu Henner inside my head tells me I must prowl the earth for victims, or Jesus will hurt my dog.
- I love you.
GAH!! Forgot to mention that I found a stack of packages I forgot to mail! kita0610, sangueuk, vincitveritas, and mskakaako they were mailed this morning! Hence the being in the wind and crankiness.