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I like spelling things phonetically.

Last week's Real Housewives is up. An excerpt!

Kim and Gollum are finally in their limo, and Kim’s had a little something, because she is playing with the buttons and having fun like she’s the Prom Queen in 16 Candles. “Now we’re both on the pill!” She finds some garbage and picks at it, decides her bra needs to come off because “it’s dirty,” and then plays with more buttons. Whee!

Kim tells the camera in a voice over, “Well, I’m a Virgo. Um, my anxiety…uh.” The camera cuts back to her in the limo with a glass of champagne. Uh huh.

Taylor and her doctor have another therapy session in the limo and it’s awkward for me, because that shit is personal. Not for the cameras. Gah. He says he’s there to help her talk to her true friends. (Dana falls onto the windshield, banging at the glass. “I’m your friend! I am your bond-life-mate! LOVE ME!”)

Next stop, the wedding! (holy crap, they stretched this season OUT and I am so ready to move on.)


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

Time Wot It Is

April 2017
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