Vampire Diaries, Sssssssnap!
All of the tweets from people last night saying how "old" Madonna was, how she should give it up, blah blah, hey assholes? How about you show me where you said the same thing about Paul McCartney? Bruce Springsteen? Tom Petty? Because they're all way older than Madonna. Oh, what's that? You didn't say that? You got a little misogyny right here: *points to their crotch before I kick them* I thought she was bad ass. She was live, she was in HEELS and eff you in your dirty bee hole, that's why. :) (MIA ftw, also. LOVE her.)
I have Yaz on in the background and it makes me want to go roller skating every.single.time. Also, Midnight continues to be one of the songs that I will stop whatever I'm doing and sing the whole thing with feeling. LOL. I'm cool. Alison Moyet, I will forever and ever love you.
I am getting a much needed massage today (I had to cancel my last appointment because my masseuse went into labor. UM. I didn't even know she was pregnant. In my own defense, I am too busy being selfish when I'm getting a massage to notice who's doing it (if they're not unbelievably hot, that is. Which has only happened once. Dammit. I keep trying new places, looking for my sexy Dream Massage Therapist....)
This is your Monday morning random. Hoarders tonight! HI GUYS.