Happy Zombie Jesus Day on Sunday, errbody that celebrates that, and happy "Thank you for not killing us, O God," if you celebrate that one instead.
And happy "I get to sleep in and not buy extra stuff" day for the rest of us! :D As is the custom of my people, I link you to the Easter Parody song I wrote back in 2006 (and tweaked in '09) set to Michael Jackson's Thriller - because it's a) hilarious and b) it's Michael Jackson.
I'll be posting The Bones of You over the weekend, those following that. Oh! and because it's just been a week of awesome people online being awesome about me (and I would like to remind everyone that I do not really take myself seriously, I am a dork, I admit that, and anyone that has read "Meta Posts" of mine and knows me knows that my #1 goal is to make you laugh?)
Having said that.
Dear Anonymous Person in a hate meme that thinks I am an asshat for how I call myself "an authority*" in my "over the top posts on Mormonism,"
You're right. I am an asshat. For your mom. (SICK BURN)
Signed, me - just some schlub on the innarwebs that talks to my friends and is often shocked that people pay attention. (Wow, you had to answer a Captcha just to say you don't like me. That's...your right. And sad. I was going to say sad first.)
WHEE PEOPLE BEING DICKS, TRA LA LA. note to self: this is what happens when you use LJ's search. So...remind me to not do that.
*I actually refer to myself as the Leading Mormon Vampire Expert; let's get our facts straight.
And happy "I get to sleep in and not buy extra stuff" day for the rest of us! :D As is the custom of my people, I link you to the Easter Parody song I wrote back in 2006 (and tweaked in '09) set to Michael Jackson's Thriller - because it's a) hilarious and b) it's Michael Jackson.
I'll be posting The Bones of You over the weekend, those following that. Oh! and because it's just been a week of awesome people online being awesome about me (and I would like to remind everyone that I do not really take myself seriously, I am a dork, I admit that, and anyone that has read "Meta Posts" of mine and knows me knows that my #1 goal is to make you laugh?)
Having said that.
Dear Anonymous Person in a hate meme that thinks I am an asshat for how I call myself "an authority*" in my "over the top posts on Mormonism,"
You're right. I am an asshat. For your mom. (SICK BURN)
Signed, me - just some schlub on the innarwebs that talks to my friends and is often shocked that people pay attention. (Wow, you had to answer a Captcha just to say you don't like me. That's...your right. And sad. I was going to say sad first.)
WHEE PEOPLE BEING DICKS, TRA LA LA. note to self: this is what happens when you use LJ's search. So...remind me to not do that.
*I actually refer to myself as the Leading Mormon Vampire Expert; let's get our facts straight.
- Spock is::
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'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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Edit: I'll make it NOT super huge..omg!
Edited at 2012-04-06 07:40 pm (UTC)
Also, duh, yes, you are totally the Foremost Authority on Mormon vampires. Who wrote the Sparkledammerung? YOU DID.
Their argument is invalid.
Oh, that's probably why that person hates me, because I dissed Mormons. WHATEVER, I HAVE OPINIONS AND I SAY THEM IN MY PRIVATE JOURNAL, I'M A MONSTER.
OH THE STORIES I WILL TELL.
Tsk, tsk, and I thought you were such a lady...
(OMG, the day I have had. FM, THE DAY I HAVE HAD.) <3 you
I would get a tattoo of a picture of an ACTUAL boner. Because I'm classy like that.
*hugs you ALL UP*
*hoark*
<3
SO HE CAN FINISH EATING YOUR FACE
Drinking wine and giving myself the "how YOU doon?" eyes.
<3
BWAHAHAHAAAAA!!!
Man, I was just having a DAY yesterday. Whew. <3