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I have decided a few things.

  • I will take my arthritis medication again, even though I could have a heart attack (in theory: my heart is as strong as an ox. A dainty ox with lipstick, but an ox.)

  • I will remember to stretch after exercise so I don't whimper on the couch.

  • I will buy a better seat for my bike so I don't break my *pussy bone after riding for an hour over bumpy roads. *Thanks, Tahmoe!

  • I will meet somecandytalkin at Blue Goose for margaritas and laugh about fandom.

I have a group of kids coming to my house, but the moms are a BLAST so we'll turn the Nitrous Oxide on upstairs and make the kids watch Finding Nemo while we drink and flash boobies. HA HA! There will be jumping in the THUNDERDOME (which will be emptied upon crazydiamondsue moving in at the end of February. One of the moms is a closet Buffy-fan (I mentioned her a while ago) so there could be porn. Or, links emailed. They are probably better moms than me and read that stuff when the kids aren't around. Huh. I should try that.

No Godfather-Jossed! today, but I know all three of you are crying in your keyboards over that. Heee!

[ETA] I FORGOT!! My stalker neighbor bought me ROLLER SKATES!! Like, old school boots and heels over four wheels skates!! Which on one hand is AWESOME because I LOVE to roller skate. But I think she wants me to break my leg so she can "care for me." Back off, Annie Wilkes!! *skates away in joy*


Jan. 27th, 2005 12:09 pm (UTC)
HEE HEE!! I already said you get the THUNDERDOME. I'm getting a mailbox made just for you. It's in the shape of a coffin because I heard you like vampires. Freak.

Don't you go dissing my new BFLJ. HA!! She lives by my old house and she's one of us. you should get to know her. Likes pretty boys kissing and is funny. *cue heavenly music*

I want to gloss my lips up, use the BIG rollers and get Farrah hair and skate everywhere. If I can lose this extra weight and tone up, I'm going to go as Anya on skates for Halloween. I'm still going to dress Mr. Stoney up like Jesus with a "Who's your Daddy?" button.

My heart will be fine. It will go on, because Celine said so. My knees are extra bendy today - but not like a Barbie because that would fucking hurt - because I took my good drugs. What the hell was I thinking about riding a big 'ol mountain bike up hills for? The construction workers were probably laughing at me with my tongue hanging out and a grimace of pain on my face.


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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