I've been in a weird headspace lately which usually leads to me scrolling through Bad Places for fanfic to escape in. But those who have been around from the Early Days of this LJ will know that when I say BAD, I mean dreadful in the most delightful way. It's one of my happy places. Like watching Troll 2 or The Room. (Oh, hai Mairk.)
Let's have fun with a poll about fanfiction under the cut, shall we?*
*I do not in any way shape or form consider myself an expert (haha, you'll see why under the cut) writer or the gate keeper to what is right. This is my journal, and I'm having a go. Trust me, I'm harder on myself than anyone else ever could be. And boy, do they try to be hard on me. That's what she said. That made no sense, I realize that now.
( TO THE POLL! THIS WAY, FRIENDS! *KEENS*Collapse )
COME ON, THAT'S FUNNY. (There's a very good reason why my journal name used to be Broken Inside.)
ION, I am baking an apple pie for Miss Emily, who turns ELEVEN tomorrow [oh my god, how?!?]. She requested a birthday pie instead of cake, because she's fun like that. (I made homemade vanilla bean ice cream earlier today so that it could firm up in the freezer overnight.)
[ETA] LJ is lying to those of you with b-day notifications. My birthday is not today, but the 8th.
Let's have fun with a poll about fanfiction under the cut, shall we?*
*I do not in any way shape or form consider myself an expert (haha, you'll see why under the cut) writer or the gate keeper to what is right. This is my journal, and I'm having a go. Trust me, I'm harder on myself than anyone else ever could be. And boy, do they try to be hard on me. That's what she said. That made no sense, I realize that now.
( TO THE POLL! THIS WAY, FRIENDS! *KEENS*Collapse )
COME ON, THAT'S FUNNY. (There's a very good reason why my journal name used to be Broken Inside.)
ION, I am baking an apple pie for Miss Emily, who turns ELEVEN tomorrow [oh my god, how?!?]. She requested a birthday pie instead of cake, because she's fun like that. (I made homemade vanilla bean ice cream earlier today so that it could firm up in the freezer overnight.)
[ETA] LJ is lying to those of you with b-day notifications. My birthday is not today, but the 8th.
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*drowns purple-headed mantool because thundersquirt is secretly my favorite*
*does so expertly*
2. Thank the sweet baby Jeebus I avoided writing sex scenes in those early fics. Expertly, I might add.
I did not expertly avoid those scenes and yeah. There's a reason why they're no longer online. OH THE HORROR. I still have some of the early ones, but they're to show my improvement over the years? I guess?
Also after taking that poll I farted a little. Not expertly. There was aftermath. What I'm saying is that like an amateur I shat myself. Thank god all this cigarette smoke is masking the smell.
I take my happy birthday from you and give it to Miss Emily. I loved LJ's quick succession of 'someone has a birthday coming u...OMG IT'S HERE!'. I think I wasn't the only person who crapped themselves.
It's really technical, and I'd have to actually be there to train you in clenching - so many people think they know what they're doing, but that's because they haven't really studied the craft, you know? - but I can get you from shitting yourself to blaming small children in a couple of weeks.
There will be a lot of cheese, whiskey, and bran muffins involved.
YOU CAN DO IT!
I would LOVE to read a fic where some dude sticks his pee pee (I had to take a typing break there, I was laughing so hard) into some chick's lady bucket. I would never. stop. laughing. OMG.
Also, this reminded me of a scene from one of the Naked Gun movies where they start reading from some trashy novel where "he thrust his purple headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding." AHAHAHAHA.
Expect your fic soon.
By which I mean my brain, of course. Let me show you on this doll....
HARRR, SEE WHAT I DID THERE?
*snerk* Seriously, WTF is wrong with so many writers of fanfiction? It maketh the cerebral folds to ache.
In Glee fandom, everyone is evil except Sue. Who is saintly.
another insult that I will save for comments, missy.
Completely awesome. (That's an insult, right? It's so hard to know what the kids are saying, these days.) ;)