Let's have fun with a poll about fanfiction under the cut, shall we?*
*I do not in any way shape or form consider myself an expert (haha, you'll see why under the cut) writer or the gate keeper to what is right. This is my journal, and I'm having a go. Trust me, I'm harder on myself than anyone else ever could be. And boy, do they try to be hard on me. That's what she said. That made no sense, I realize that now.
Actions that reasonably require the word "expertly" as a modifier:
I [blank] when a story claims to be NC-17 and the kinkiest thing is clothed frottage.
My favorite euphemism (by which I mean the most hilarious) for a vagina in fanfiction is:
My favorite euphemism (by which I mean the most hilarious) for a penis in fanfiction is:
How will I know the characters have climaxed if they don't:
When I read that someone either shrieks, screams or keens when having intercourse I:
When I read the [younger/older] boy/girl, or [dark haired/light haired] person or [the countertenor] as a descriptor I:
Glee fandom only:
Stoney, you are:
COME ON, THAT'S FUNNY. (There's a very good reason why my journal name used to be Broken Inside.)
ION, I am baking an apple pie for Miss Emily, who turns ELEVEN tomorrow [oh my god, how?!?]. She requested a birthday pie instead of cake, because she's fun like that. (I made homemade vanilla bean ice cream earlier today so that it could firm up in the freezer overnight.)
[ETA] LJ is lying to those of you with b-day notifications. My birthday is not today, but the 8th.