What my son has eaten today. TODAY. (He's 16)
...did I mention that this is in the past three hours? (He ate a whole box of cereal and gallon of milk for breakfast and I have no clue what he ate for lunch at school.) And he just asked me when dinner is going to be ready. Also, my son looks like Mike Teevee after being put on the taffy pull - skin and bones and pushing 6 feet. Seriously, if we could bottle this metabolism, WORLD DOMINATION. Or you know, murdered in the middle of the night by drug companies.
HEY! TEEN WOLF IS UP AT HDJM! S01E02. ALSO: TRUE BLOOD: the finale-ing! SURELY I have Breaking Bad peeps here. I've not seen it yet, but I understand that it was an OH MY GOD episode. Dexter is also there, and Dr. Who returns tomorrow!
- half a jar of peanut butter
- almost an entire loaf of wheat bread (minus one piece)
- one pound of blueberries
- two balls of frozen cookie dough
- half a gallon jug of milk
- a handful of raspberries
- half a pound bag of sugar snap peas
...did I mention that this is in the past three hours? (He ate a whole box of cereal and gallon of milk for breakfast and I have no clue what he ate for lunch at school.) And he just asked me when dinner is going to be ready. Also, my son looks like Mike Teevee after being put on the taffy pull - skin and bones and pushing 6 feet. Seriously, if we could bottle this metabolism, WORLD DOMINATION. Or you know, murdered in the middle of the night by drug companies.
HEY! TEEN WOLF IS UP AT HDJM! S01E02. ALSO: TRUE BLOOD: the finale-ing! SURELY I have Breaking Bad peeps here. I've not seen it yet, but I understand that it was an OH MY GOD episode. Dexter is also there, and Dr. Who returns tomorrow!
- Spock is::
hungry
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
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This year he let #2 and I pick out clothes. He's in skinny jeans.
...and they're baggy on him.
I bet if you listen, you can HEAR him growing, like cornstalks.
I miss those days! Darn kid grew up!
My grocery bills are something else... and I make most of our food, too! I'm about to start buying him Hungry Man Meals just to save me the trouble. ;)
Would you believe I am phobic about caterpillars? Even typing/reading the word freaks me out. If I see one I lose my freakin' mind, and that includes pictures. When someone says to me (patronizingly, always) "But they turn into beautiful butterflies" I say "Screw you, butterflies are just flying caterpillars". When I see a butterfly I run like hell. :(
Am I alone on this?
I don't think you are alone, actually! I'm finding a LOT of people that feel this way. I WILL PUT A WARNING ON ANY FUTURE POSTS, omg. ;)
You don't have to put a warning up for my sake, BTW. I will still read anything you post because you make me laugh so hard, I can't even tell you how close I've come to needing to needing a change of pants because I'm in serious danger of peeing myself. But still, if you do thanks a lot you are a peach! :)