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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:33 pm (UTC)
HA HA HA!! I can still feel tears pricking my eyes from the opening sentence. Spongebob soaking up the last of his ejaculate... HA HA HA!!!

And Bert's high-pitched voice... Hee!!! I thought you could use a good belly-laugh.

(Mmm. Boys in eye-liner.)
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Jan. 27th, 2005 02:38 pm (UTC)
Well DUH. Sponge? How fucking queer can you get? Wait. Ace and Gary are far more gay. Huh.

And PlasticMan? Come on. Why aren't they going after him? He can turn himself into a DILDO!! If he wanted...
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:42 pm (UTC)
"You know what this party needs?" SpongeBob said, prancing up and down. "Some straight guys who are curious!"

This is from a CNN.com piece: "Christians issue gay warning on SpongeBob video".
I just like the first nine words.

SpongeBob, who lives in a pineapple under the sea, was "outed" by the U.S. media in 2002 after reports that the TV show and its merchandise are popular with gays.
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:45 pm (UTC)
And... uh... I point to my lonely response sticking out like a sore thumb...
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:51 pm (UTC)
Oops. Sorry I screwed up the order! I'm being weirdly perfectionistic and doing too many things at the same time. Apparently I am actually expected to still do WORK here or something. Anyhoo, yeah...Plastic Man! And obviously the Green Arrow. So gay. Those damn Superfriends...they were totally slutty.
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:50 pm (UTC)
It's a big gay world after all! I love gay cartoon icons.
Jan. 27th, 2005 03:10 pm (UTC)
WHEEE!! Gay cartoons are the best. The best!!
Jan. 27th, 2005 02:55 pm (UTC)
Yes!! I knew there was some Sponge-Bob slash out there! *falls over laughing*
Jan. 27th, 2005 03:12 pm (UTC)
I want to read some Velma/She-Ra pr0n. And how hot is Jem!!! Woot!

*equal opportunity slasher*
Oh. God. That so needs to be an icon!!!!
Jan. 27th, 2005 04:45 pm (UTC)
Ok, that made mmy day, lol. It was a long and work-filled day but somehow that made it all better, :) Thank you.
Jan. 27th, 2005 04:58 pm (UTC)
Wheee! That's what I'm here for...
Jan. 27th, 2005 06:02 pm (UTC)
Do you have to make everything dirty? Do you? You should be ashamed of yourself. Gay cartoon characters are nothing to laugh about. They exist. Children subjecting themselves to their depravity is no laughing matter. I think you should really read this, you sicko.

::tries not to crack a smile::
*crumbles into a fit of giggles*
Heee! Did I get you? Hahahaha!
You are evil though. You're always getting me to read slash. Is all slash funny? I got so excited (er...you know what I mean) when I saw the Jem reference...and then nothing. That Teddy Wayne dude is a big ol' tease.
Jan. 28th, 2005 09:41 am (UTC)
"Me, too," added androgynous boy reporter/toy Tintin, making eye contact with He-Man and flashing six, then nine, fingers.

Hee! That was hilarious! And...people [crazy right wing conservative christian "oh won't somebody please think of the children" groups] are just figuring this out? Ernie and Bert have been gay for a while...I actually can't think of a male cartoon caracter who could be passed off as straight. Maybe the Tick, simply because he doesn't have the imagination to be gay *g* But I've seen 321 Penguin, that religious cartoon...those are some gay penguins. Don't even get me started on Veggie Tales...

And I willforever have a mantal image of Sponge Bob waking up in a pool of ejactulate...*g*

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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