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Emily wised up this year, and I am very sad about her smarts. Normally the kids have to give me their candy bags "for inspection." That is when I loot my children blind. I mean, when I remove all of the Almond Joys, York Peppermint Patties, and possibly Reese's Peanut Butter Cups (but only the smooshed ones. I'm not a monster.)

She flat out refused last night. She gave me a dirty look and said to her father, "I know Mom's trick and she's not getting any of my stuff this time."


I am sour facing all over the place, even if my waist line is not unhappy about this. (I still have booze, after all.)

ION, the little boys down the street that The Boy normally babysits for went trick or treating for him, since he couldn't go. :) I sent their parents a text telling them how awesome I think they are.

(And of course, I'll have them deliver it before The Boy comes home so I can relieve the bag of those pesky Almond Joys. MUAH AH AH.) Okay, so I am a monster. A MONSTER WITH DELICIOUS TREATS.


Catherine Mitchell
Nov. 1st, 2012 10:29 pm (UTC)
That is a BRILLIANT Idea and I'm tots stealing it when I have kids! Luckily my parents never pulled it on us, but we also weren't allowed to trick or treat after middle school. (LAME!) So one year my sis and best friend and I said we had a scout meeting (we were actually in scouts, lol)and went trick or treating anyway. haha!

That is SO sweet of your neighbors.

Also, I was just telling my co-worker about your amazing Dr. who angel costume. He was super impressed and I found out he's a whovian too!? win/win!


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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