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There better be some detailed sexing in your gee dee fic if you are rating it EXPLICIT. Here, let me help. Explicit: fully and clearly expressed or demonstrated; leaving nothing merely implied; unequivocal

See, the reason why I am reading fanfic marked NC-17/E (for EXPLICIT) is because I want to read the bonings, okay? I want to read all the naughty prep, the during, and the messy afters. I DO NOT WANT TO READ THE EQUIVALENT TO A "CAMERA PANS TO ROARING FIRE." That is what fanfic is FOR: to freakin' turn the cameras back towards the BONINGS.

(I will not be judged by you, random skimmer of flists! And every time I read about clothed dry humping that is maybe one paragraph long and I've already read a good 60K of your 70K fic THAT WAS RATED EXPLICIT, a kitten is straight up murdered by a clown. Did you know that was the consequence of mislabeling your fics?!

Because I hate dressing up like a clown just to murder a kitten, but I am bound by law, and you should be too.)

JFC, and the M rating for a crotch lined up with another where they can feel the outline of some dudes dick in his pants. I GREW UP MORMON AND EVEN I KNOW THAT AIN'T PORN. That was a sin, not porn. LEVI-LOVINGS <<<<< GROWN UP SEXINGS.

Come on, Sterek Tag on AO3. Get your shit together. If only to save the life of a kitten and my pores from the greasepaint. IF ONLY FOR THAT.

Signed,
Writer who is avoiding writing her own damn story. [grumpycat.gif]

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prettypinkdyke
Dec. 11th, 2012 03:37 am (UTC)
I cackled my way like a madwoman through this post. I think my roommates suspect I've finally cracked. BUT OMG SO TRUE. THE POOR KITTENS. YOUR POOR PORES.
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 04:27 am (UTC)
WONT SOMEONE THINK OF THE KITTENS? AND MY PORES?!

(lol)

<3
dampersnspoons
Dec. 12th, 2012 12:43 am (UTC)
I know folks who rate their fics NC-17 just to get more hits, and feel no shame about it at all. But they should, Stoney. They should. They are giving blue balls the fandom-world over, and it is not nice. And it is also a lie.

Unless your story is so fucking amazing that I can go without the sex because it's wonderful or whatever, I'm not reading it nor should I because that is what TV is for. Give me the pay per view, motherfuckers. GIVE IT TO ME OR I WILL STEAL YOUR CABLE.
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 01:03 am (UTC)
!!!!

THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. What jackholes!
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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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