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There better be some detailed sexing in your gee dee fic if you are rating it EXPLICIT. Here, let me help. Explicit: fully and clearly expressed or demonstrated; leaving nothing merely implied; unequivocal

See, the reason why I am reading fanfic marked NC-17/E (for EXPLICIT) is because I want to read the bonings, okay? I want to read all the naughty prep, the during, and the messy afters. I DO NOT WANT TO READ THE EQUIVALENT TO A "CAMERA PANS TO ROARING FIRE." That is what fanfic is FOR: to freakin' turn the cameras back towards the BONINGS.

(I will not be judged by you, random skimmer of flists! And every time I read about clothed dry humping that is maybe one paragraph long and I've already read a good 60K of your 70K fic THAT WAS RATED EXPLICIT, a kitten is straight up murdered by a clown. Did you know that was the consequence of mislabeling your fics?!

Because I hate dressing up like a clown just to murder a kitten, but I am bound by law, and you should be too.)

JFC, and the M rating for a crotch lined up with another where they can feel the outline of some dudes dick in his pants. I GREW UP MORMON AND EVEN I KNOW THAT AIN'T PORN. That was a sin, not porn. LEVI-LOVINGS <<<<< GROWN UP SEXINGS.

Come on, Sterek Tag on AO3. Get your shit together. If only to save the life of a kitten and my pores from the greasepaint. IF ONLY FOR THAT.

Signed,
Writer who is avoiding writing her own damn story. [grumpycat.gif]

Comments

flaming_muse
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:11 pm (UTC)
Someday I am going to write a sex scene in which I very explicitly detail every crackle and pop of the fire and ignore the couple on the rug next to it. JUST FOR YOU.

:D

AND WRITE YOUR FIC, LADY. WRITE IT SO THAT YOU CAN GET TO THE PART WHERE YOU DON'T PAN AWAY FROM THE BONINGS.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:15 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHAHA don't you dare!!

Man, it was a GREAT story with awesome character development and juicy feelings and the...YOU PAN, WRITER?! But sex-connection is the BEST PART! *sobs*

I WANT TO WRITE BUT I KEEP GETTING DISTRACTED. harumph. *sourfaces*
flaming_muse
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:18 pm (UTC)
Seriously, sex-connection is AWESOME. I hate when people skimp on that. Hmph. You can tell a great story through sex. You can learn a lot about characters that way in the hands of a good writer.

IF YOU ARE DISTRACTED BY READING FIC, MAY I SUGGEST YOU CLOSE THE FIC WINDOW?

Edited at 2012-12-10 07:19 pm (UTC)
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:27 pm (UTC)
And it was a really good story, too! AND IT FELT SHORT. She needed to write all the words, FM. :(

BUT IT IS NEAR MISSES, THE SEQUEL (Nearer! More Misses!) AND I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO BE HAPPY. *grumps*
flaming_muse
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:29 pm (UTC)
There seriously needs to be a "write all the words" magic wand we could wave over fic. :)

I WANT YOU TO BE WRITING YOUR OWN WORDS FOR ME. BECAUSE I AM GREEDY.
justa_reader
Dec. 11th, 2012 02:00 am (UTC)
If you wrote it, I'd probably read your fireplace porn. Just sayin'. I mean come on, fires are nice.
flaming_muse
Dec. 11th, 2012 06:09 pm (UTC)
If I had just a little bit more of a sense of whimsy today I would write some here for you. Because fires aren't just nice; they're smoking hot! ;)

<3

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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