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There better be some detailed sexing in your gee dee fic if you are rating it EXPLICIT. Here, let me help. Explicit: fully and clearly expressed or demonstrated; leaving nothing merely implied; unequivocal

See, the reason why I am reading fanfic marked NC-17/E (for EXPLICIT) is because I want to read the bonings, okay? I want to read all the naughty prep, the during, and the messy afters. I DO NOT WANT TO READ THE EQUIVALENT TO A "CAMERA PANS TO ROARING FIRE." That is what fanfic is FOR: to freakin' turn the cameras back towards the BONINGS.

(I will not be judged by you, random skimmer of flists! And every time I read about clothed dry humping that is maybe one paragraph long and I've already read a good 60K of your 70K fic THAT WAS RATED EXPLICIT, a kitten is straight up murdered by a clown. Did you know that was the consequence of mislabeling your fics?!

Because I hate dressing up like a clown just to murder a kitten, but I am bound by law, and you should be too.)

JFC, and the M rating for a crotch lined up with another where they can feel the outline of some dudes dick in his pants. I GREW UP MORMON AND EVEN I KNOW THAT AIN'T PORN. That was a sin, not porn. LEVI-LOVINGS <<<<< GROWN UP SEXINGS.

Come on, Sterek Tag on AO3. Get your shit together. If only to save the life of a kitten and my pores from the greasepaint. IF ONLY FOR THAT.

Signed,
Writer who is avoiding writing her own damn story. [grumpycat.gif]

Comments

lynnenne
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:34 pm (UTC)
AHAHAHAHAHA. This is the funniest thing I have read all week. Bring on the bonings!
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 07:45 pm (UTC)
I MEAN I HAVE HAD A WEEK, YOU KNOW? a MONTH OF SUNDAYS, IF YOU WILL (and you will.)

WHERE ARE MY SEXY SHENANIGANS TO TAKE ME AWAY? *sobs bitterly*
lynnenne
Dec. 11th, 2012 02:33 am (UTC)
In "all about me" news, did you see my latest post? There are implications for my visits to Stoneyland! :(
stoney321
Dec. 11th, 2012 08:10 pm (UTC)
WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! but I am SO GLAD that you are back with the awesome boss! That is so freaking outstanding. <3
lynnenne
Dec. 12th, 2012 04:19 pm (UTC)
Thank you, honey! I am really excited about it. <33

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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