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There better be some detailed sexing in your gee dee fic if you are rating it EXPLICIT. Here, let me help. Explicit: fully and clearly expressed or demonstrated; leaving nothing merely implied; unequivocal

See, the reason why I am reading fanfic marked NC-17/E (for EXPLICIT) is because I want to read the bonings, okay? I want to read all the naughty prep, the during, and the messy afters. I DO NOT WANT TO READ THE EQUIVALENT TO A "CAMERA PANS TO ROARING FIRE." That is what fanfic is FOR: to freakin' turn the cameras back towards the BONINGS.

(I will not be judged by you, random skimmer of flists! And every time I read about clothed dry humping that is maybe one paragraph long and I've already read a good 60K of your 70K fic THAT WAS RATED EXPLICIT, a kitten is straight up murdered by a clown. Did you know that was the consequence of mislabeling your fics?!

Because I hate dressing up like a clown just to murder a kitten, but I am bound by law, and you should be too.)

JFC, and the M rating for a crotch lined up with another where they can feel the outline of some dudes dick in his pants. I GREW UP MORMON AND EVEN I KNOW THAT AIN'T PORN. That was a sin, not porn. LEVI-LOVINGS <<<<< GROWN UP SEXINGS.

Come on, Sterek Tag on AO3. Get your shit together. If only to save the life of a kitten and my pores from the greasepaint. IF ONLY FOR THAT.

Signed,
Writer who is avoiding writing her own damn story. [grumpycat.gif]

Comments

heresluck
Dec. 10th, 2012 08:31 pm (UTC)
Preach it, girlfriend. I read some of the stories labeled E at the AO3, and... I mean, it is sometimes clear in various ways that the writers are quite young, but I can't help thinking "If that is your idea of explicit, actual real-life sex is going to be really confusing for you."
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 08:47 pm (UTC)
I'm having difficulty finding my +1 button on my keyboard because YES. THAT. This. Up thar.

And oh, bless their hearts when they actually see that when they shut the door with the fireplace blazing that it gets REALLY SWEATY AND AWKWARD IN PLACES.
heresluck
Dec. 10th, 2012 09:58 pm (UTC)
Oh, the awkwardness. That phase where it's all elbows and forgotten socks and too much spit and everything being over kinda fast and oh dear god how do you actually get naked with another person? Good times, good times.

And -- I mean, I love me some smut, but I am perfectly fine, under the proper circumstances, with reading fade-to-black or awkward teenaged backseat fumblings! Just rate it Teen and stop with the false advertising, people! Pro tip: If you could film it for a PG movie or 8:00 network TV, it ain't explicit! (Stoney, why am I telling YOU this? YOU ALREADY KNOW.)
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 10:16 pm (UTC)
But hopefully someone will stumble across this and LEARN!

...one can hope.
kouredios
Dec. 10th, 2012 09:15 pm (UTC)
Yup. This. Co-signed.
stoney321
Dec. 10th, 2012 09:24 pm (UTC)
I would like to cosign that icon for being awesome.

BASTIAN!! CALL MY NAME!
kouredios
Dec. 10th, 2012 09:25 pm (UTC)
Hee. Every time I rewatch the movie, I just want to pause at the moment when he makes this face and flail with glee.
heresluck
Dec. 10th, 2012 10:03 pm (UTC)
*high-fives you*

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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