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Hump Day

Dear flist: I am sorry that I have been so random lately. Apparently I am driving off readers in droves. I fully support your choice to make your reading list a place of joy, and I send you well wishes on your internet journeys. *hankies*

That's a reminder that it's always okay to take me off your lists/feeds/etc. It's YOUR internet time. I'm picky, too. I get it.

ION, last night I started reading a Sterek fic where it involved forced mating due to the werewolves having their annual "heat" and while there is that part of me that is ashamed that I made spastic grabby hands at that, I remembered that there is no kink shaming allowed. Unless it's stuff that is, you know, morally repugnant and highly illegal world-wide.

So let's have fun talking about bullet-proof kinks/story tropes! We haven't done this in a while. Mine are:
  • first time, especially when things are awkward
  • frantic, desperate quickies where they feel like they could die if they don't touch the other
  • forced marriages (oh my god.)
  • forced coupling for the betterment of a people/to save a loved one's life
  • Tarzan (lol)
  • opposites attract only to find out just how similar they are underneath
  • BROMANCE

What are yours? And if they are in the Glee or Teen Wolf fandoms (ooh, or movie Sherlock fandom) PLEASE TELL ME AND LINK ME. :)

*chin fists, beaming*

This post brought to you by my need to look at my icon of Stiles Stilinski coupled with the words Hump Day.
*dives back into writing this stoopid soul mate fic oh my god*
*remembers I produced 2500 words today so far, so quit yer yappin', me*

Comments

stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 06:30 pm (UTC)
Ha! I was indeed reading that one! I didn't finish it because I was exhausted, but that's on my docket for tonight. Oh, I think I read something else by Jerakeen, so I'm glad you thought to link me to a new one, thank you!

...I really really dislike MPreg unless it's meant as a joke. It's a personal thing. But thank you, anyway!

Let your freak flag fly, bb! You like what you like, and it's OKAY. Ooh, Voyeurism is a good one, too. TRUTH SPELLS OMG. Yes yes yes. When they are all doped up and smiling, "You know, I've had a crush on you for years. In fact, I just had a nice little dream about you last night. We should hook up." And everyone goes silent. HEE!
ravelqueen
Dec. 12th, 2012 06:46 pm (UTC)
haha I'm actually not that much into the whole alpha/beta/omega thing, because I think it's kind of iffy, but alpha spikes was just so delightful^^

And man I hear you about the mpreg thing, I normally stay far, far away from it, because a lot of the time authors tend to make very....questionable statements about gender/identity and what being pregnant does to your personal characteristics that I can't get behind. (though I'd still say read the first story, there is no mpreg in there, it can totally stand on its own and if you like "in heat" stories, you'll definitely like that one^^)

Awkwardness in general is just so a good thing. And oh man voyeurism, or even being caught. I have such a thing for assumptions turning out wrong, so I will pretty much read any and all fics along the line of "we though X was the more dominant, because haha stereotypes, oops what have we stumbled over here?!"
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 07:33 pm (UTC)
MPreg frustrates me on a few levels. First, I think it's a vehicle for women to hate their bodies and what they can do, so they sanitize and Hallmark-ify birth and shove it onto shaved, perfect male bodies.

As a woman that has had natural childbirth and is a huge proponent for women to be proud of what is unique about them (not that a woman has to have a baby to be important, I'm just saying the power to do so alone - and to not use that - is awesome.) to give YET ANOTHER THING to men upsets me.

I know I'm like the only person ever to see MPreg that way, but eh.

BEING CAUGHT STRESSES ME OUT, OMG. Oh, I'll still read it, it just brings me to the edge of a panic attack. :D ASSUMPTIONS BEING WRONG!! YES YES YES.
ravelqueen
Dec. 12th, 2012 08:19 pm (UTC)
No, I totally get what you are saying about mpreg. Because the thing is, if you want a certain character to have kids...give them kids? There are several options. Or if you totally want a certain character to be pregnant (why ever you do) either take a female character or make them female for the story, because that is the magic of fanfiction! You can just do that!

So, I just don't see any reason for it to even exist in the first place. I think your explanation is the first one I've ever read where it even gets any reasoning, so I'll guess I'll go with that one.

ASSUMPTIONS BEING WRONG IS THE BESTES OF THE THINGS!! Which is why I'll always love stories where Blaine wears lingery and Derek is really good with kids and Kurt is bamf and Stiles is an excellent baker ;)
elizardbits
Dec. 12th, 2012 10:51 pm (UTC)
also it's rilly grotendous
stoney321
Dec. 12th, 2012 10:57 pm (UTC)
UH FUCKING GREED.

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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