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Today is cold and overcast here, which is lovely as it was sunny and I was in short sleeves yesterday. =/ I would just like a little consistency with my weather, instead of this 30s to 78 bee ess we've had. THAT IS WEIRD TO ME.

The Walking Dead is back, as are my recaps. (Whee!) Oh man, am I happy this show is back. (And Southland comes back Wednesday!!)

In whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? news, I spent all day Saturday with the in laws (YES THERE WERE CARROT DIMES HANG ON) who didn't let us know that they were essentially inviting the neighbors over for dinner, too. And evidently they have dinner parties all the time? And one of the neighbors told my daughter that "your grandparents get wild!" AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND AM NOW DEAD.

Wait, no, I'm not because there's more. The next door neighbor lady made CLAPPY HANDS when she saw that there were carrot dimes. (TWO. BOWLS. Two. One for each end of the table!)

I left wondering if up was indeed down. If dogs and cats were in fact living together. MASS HYSTERIA.


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Feb. 11th, 2013 06:09 pm (UTC)
Hey, just FYI, I'm having a hard time with the HDJM's Walking Dead tags. If I click on the "home" button, I get the most recent entries starting with Walking Dead 3.9. But if I click on the "select" box where I choose from all the shows available, I get a Walking Dead tags page where the entries only seem to include S2. I don't know why that is since ep 3.9 is definitely tagged "Walking Dead." *Is puzzled*
Feb. 11th, 2013 06:15 pm (UTC)
That was a bug I thought I'd fixed! I'm on it - THANK YOU for bringing that to my attention!! <3
Feb. 11th, 2013 06:40 pm (UTC)
IKR?? Damn this up and down weather! It needs to stay WINTER, damnit!! 80 degree weather in Jan and again in Feb, WHAT THE HELL!!!
Feb. 11th, 2013 06:44 pm (UTC)
I would like the weather to FIGURE IT OUT and PICK ONE.
Feb. 11th, 2013 06:55 pm (UTC)
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:02 pm (UTC)
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:48 pm (UTC)
MADE WITH EXTRA CRAZY LOVE! I don't think there is enough napkin to hide them in. BLACK HOLE NAPKINS!
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
They wear the carrot dimes on their boobs and take pictures of one another, just like your taking a mind picture of that happening right this second, one that you can never, ever delete.

Feb. 11th, 2013 07:32 pm (UTC)

oh, right: so I can send you the picture I'm going to make her take dressed like that. THAT'S WHY.

With bonus thick high boots filled to the brim with carrot dimes, so they're squishing up against her thighs. <-- This year's holiday card!
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
Oh, I hope it's a cold day, I really want that carrot dime to POP!

This is an association technique - next time you go around you'll hear a soft popping noise and then look upon a bowl of carrot dimes that have transformed into...MiL nipples! And then I'll leap out behind the curtains and scream TA DA at your tear soaked face as you rock about on the floor.

Do they serve wang shapped vegetables? I'm trying to work on a follow up.
Feb. 12th, 2013 05:37 am (UTC)
Good goddess, now every time I hear "carrot dimes" I'm going to think "MiL NIPPLES!" and run screaming.
Feb. 12th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
My life's work is complete.
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Feb. 12th, 2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
I'm certainly not saying that it would taste like wrinkled Nan boob (it would!).
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:28 pm (UTC)
THE WALKING DEAD. Now in Ghostly Apparition Format. OMG OMG OMG. Ads if Live Lori wasn't messing with Rick's mind RNOUGH, right?!?! And why did no one understand that D had to go with M because that's the only way he could protect EVERYONE? Auuuugh! I am really liking head-stompin' bad ass Glenn, may I add.
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:33 pm (UTC)
I LOVE HOW DARYL THINKS. Even though I want him back with HIS family because he deserves good things, tooooooooo!

I LOVE GLENN. Glenn is such a bad ass character, laws yes!
Feb. 11th, 2013 09:27 pm (UTC)
He'll end up back with them, I'm positive. And I also think, if anyone takes Merle out, it's gonna be Daryl. Because Daryl wouldn't have it any other way. I watched the Talking Dead show afterwards & couldn't believe no one picked up on the way Daryl's mind works. He did what he HAD to do.
Feb. 11th, 2013 08:47 pm (UTC)
who didn't let us know that they were essentially inviting the neighbors over for dinner, too. Who does that and why must there be carrot dimes?? Wild grandparents do not serve carrot dimes.

This wacky weather has my weekly wardrobe all over the map.
Feb. 11th, 2013 08:56 pm (UTC)
OK, I'll admit carrot dimes run me right back to Grandma's house and all of those overcooked roasts of beef with glue for gravy (OMG), but I do love roasted carrots. With garlic and butter and a bit of dill and mixed with roasted potatoes and fresh green beans and hey, I'm hungry. I may now be making this for dinner.

In other news, I am nearly forty years old and had never before heard about potato-roasting nails. Apparently, Jay knew about this all along, but I had never heard of it and refused to believe him until he went to Amazon and proved it by showing me packaged stainless steel nails intended to be hammered into a potato. I say, my flabber is gasted.
Feb. 11th, 2013 08:58 pm (UTC)
My mind is now in semi-melt down attempting to figure out WHO IN THE HELL COULD LOVE CARROT COINS THAT MUCH?!? Two bowls? Clappy hands?

I just...I can't even...
Feb. 11th, 2013 10:35 pm (UTC)
All I can say is that I'm glad your in-laws have friends who appreciate them just as they are.

And I hope you found a way not to eat the carrot dimes!
Feb. 12th, 2013 02:50 am (UTC)
If your carrots are lost in 1974, clap your hands! She's going to have to pace herself or she'll have nothing left for the cherries jubilee.
Feb. 13th, 2013 04:38 pm (UTC)
So there were carrot dimes, but was there that brocolli/mayo terror that I have nightmares about? Also..... barf.
Feb. 13th, 2013 04:41 pm (UTC)
Also.... my kids were telling me about the scratched rocking chair drama because WHY???? They know too many details for the story to have only been told once in their presence.
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