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Today is cold and overcast here, which is lovely as it was sunny and I was in short sleeves yesterday. =/ I would just like a little consistency with my weather, instead of this 30s to 78 bee ess we've had. THAT IS WEIRD TO ME.

The Walking Dead is back, as are my recaps. (Whee!) Oh man, am I happy this show is back. (And Southland comes back Wednesday!!)

In whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? news, I spent all day Saturday with the in laws (YES THERE WERE CARROT DIMES HANG ON) who didn't let us know that they were essentially inviting the neighbors over for dinner, too. And evidently they have dinner parties all the time? And one of the neighbors told my daughter that "your grandparents get wild!" AND I HAD A HEART ATTACK AND AM NOW DEAD.

Wait, no, I'm not because there's more. The next door neighbor lady made CLAPPY HANDS when she saw that there were carrot dimes. (TWO. BOWLS. Two. One for each end of the table!)

I left wondering if up was indeed down. If dogs and cats were in fact living together. MASS HYSTERIA.


Feb. 11th, 2013 07:25 pm (UTC)
They wear the carrot dimes on their boobs and take pictures of one another, just like your taking a mind picture of that happening right this second, one that you can never, ever delete.

Feb. 11th, 2013 07:32 pm (UTC)

oh, right: so I can send you the picture I'm going to make her take dressed like that. THAT'S WHY.

With bonus thick high boots filled to the brim with carrot dimes, so they're squishing up against her thighs. <-- This year's holiday card!
Feb. 11th, 2013 07:59 pm (UTC)
Oh, I hope it's a cold day, I really want that carrot dime to POP!

This is an association technique - next time you go around you'll hear a soft popping noise and then look upon a bowl of carrot dimes that have transformed into...MiL nipples! And then I'll leap out behind the curtains and scream TA DA at your tear soaked face as you rock about on the floor.

Do they serve wang shapped vegetables? I'm trying to work on a follow up.
Feb. 12th, 2013 05:37 am (UTC)
Good goddess, now every time I hear "carrot dimes" I'm going to think "MiL NIPPLES!" and run screaming.
Feb. 12th, 2013 07:14 pm (UTC)
My life's work is complete.
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Feb. 12th, 2013 07:15 pm (UTC)
I'm certainly not saying that it would taste like wrinkled Nan boob (it would!).


Are You Actually

Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

Time Wot It Is

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