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Worst. Ad campaign. Ever.

Just got a flyer on my door with a totally ripped, hot dude cleaning some lady's pool as he smirks at her. Awesome!

NOT SO FAST, FELLOW FRIENDS.

The caption reads: "Call us, not the other guys. We specialize in clean pools, not hot pool boys."

WELL I GUESS I WON'T BE HIRING YOU THEN, WILL I? [Any reason they couldn't specialize in BOTH?]



Even better? There's a picture of "Our Guys" in the corner, all small: some 50 year old good ol' boy with a uniform and a chicken nugget gut. NO ME GUSTA.

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stoney321
Apr. 24th, 2013 06:00 pm (UTC)
Re: O_O
YEAH.

YEAH.

HE IS.

I CANNOT DEAL SOME DAYS. (And he's so NICE in RL. And he's a former BASEBALL PLAYER. HE IS- JFC, I can't deal with my Tyler Hoechlin feels, lawd.)

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Reading this? I'm just curious. Because that's really detail-oriented of you. Feel free to stop reading. But you can see that there's more here, so are you going to keep reading? Really? That's pretty dedicated. I'm impressed. No, really. I'm not being sarcastic, why do you get like that? See, this is the problem I have with your mother - yes. YES. I'm going there. It's time we put all of our cards on the table.

I love you, why are you doing this? After all we've been through? You don't have to be like this. You know, still reading. You could be baking a pie. And then sharing it with me.

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