AT LEAST YOU DIDN'T DIE FROM PORKING A WASP'S NEST. 140+ stings, 54 of them on his wang.
WARNING ABOUT THAT LINK: a man grabs a handful of wasps before the story starts and I am covered in hives just from that.
YOU KNOW, THAT IS ENOUGH, PEOPLE. That is just freaking enough. Honestly? I think there needs to be MORE OF THIS HAPPENING to thin the herd. This is mother nature's way of culling the flock, this I believe.
Hey, guys! I thought I had a rough morning, and now I'm too shocked and baffled to remember what the hell even caused my frustration. Sounds like I need to eat a plate of French fries and have some cheesecake because LIFE IS SHORT. Especially when you poke your hose where it doesn't belong.
Fun fact: I am DEATHLY allergic to wasps. I'm very allergic to bees, but wasps can kill me. I almost died when I was a kid when four yellow jackets stung my shoulder and I went into cardiac arrest and my throat closed up. I AM A LITTLE STRESSED ABOUT THIS STORY. And also I am laughing, because that man clearly needed to die.
WARNING ABOUT THAT LINK: a man grabs a handful of wasps before the story starts and I am covered in hives just from that.
YOU KNOW, THAT IS ENOUGH, PEOPLE. That is just freaking enough. Honestly? I think there needs to be MORE OF THIS HAPPENING to thin the herd. This is mother nature's way of culling the flock, this I believe.
Hey, guys! I thought I had a rough morning, and now I'm too shocked and baffled to remember what the hell even caused my frustration. Sounds like I need to eat a plate of French fries and have some cheesecake because LIFE IS SHORT. Especially when you poke your hose where it doesn't belong.
Fun fact: I am DEATHLY allergic to wasps. I'm very allergic to bees, but wasps can kill me. I almost died when I was a kid when four yellow jackets stung my shoulder and I went into cardiac arrest and my throat closed up. I AM A LITTLE STRESSED ABOUT THIS STORY. And also I am laughing, because that man clearly needed to die.
If Laura was to have a weekly/bi-weekly online chat where she answered gardening questions, I would
be interested in participating, either by watching or sending in a question.
46(83.6%)
not interested because I don't garden, am not into that topic, or other reason.
9(16.4%)
When in need:
French fries! (Mm, salty goodness.)
41(29.3%)
Chocolate! (Mm, repair Dementor damage.)
53(37.9%)
Green peas! (Mm, I'm a weirdo.)
8(5.7%)
Booze! (Mm, smells of Mother...)
35(25.0%)
Glue sticks! (I'm Ralphie Wiggums.)
3(2.1%)
- Spock is::
shocked
'Oos dis bint, then?
stoney321- Laura Stone
- Hey, Don't Judge Me
Comments
WASPS. Oh my god. I just think of mud daubers and how freaking INSANE they are and.... yeah. Booze, for sure.
Most of the topics I'll bring up on the show/web-chats would be basic understanding of why things happen, and that can translate to most climates! <3 <3
^^ my new motto for life
(Hahaha.) Bees and me...we've got an understanding. I provide them all sorts of food sources and they don't sting me. Wasps, on the other hand, are total jerks. (And I have a new nest growing in my front porch ceiling and need to get the bug bomb going. D:)
On the plus side, I do have chocolate cake and wine.
I suffered a horrible encounter with a wasp nest when I was a kid (the wasps won) and am also allergic to wasps and bees. Even without these in my background, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be PURPOSEFULLY PUTTING ANY BODY PART INTO A WASP NEST. What in the holy smokes is WRONG with people?!?
Send booze and salty fries covered in chocolate (yeah, I said it), stat! I need something to help me forget...
I AM STILL BLOWN AWAY BY HIS URGE TO PUT HIS MANHOOD IN THE GAPING JAW OF DOOM. I have seen some weird ass shit in my life, but this takes the cake.
*tops off your wine glass*
In short, THANK YOU.
*big, squishy hugs*
OMG, I am still covered in hives.
I am going to apply that cheesecake directly to my face. <3
If I had fancy lady money, I would just redo your garden for you! Or send you pictures or some shit, IDK, I'm super tired tonight. :D
Let's put our feet up and do some Charisma Nipples.
I admit, I read wasps and death and skipped ahead, because now I am paranoid there are wasps in here trying to kill me, okay?
Yay for gardening tip show!!!! <3 <3 <3
Stoney, I want so much to plant my tomatoes! But there is all this stuff about ~~soil temperature~~ and I'm wondering if I just take my probe thermometer to the garden!?
Are daffodils done in your area? Is it solidly above 50F at night? You're probably okay, then. TRICK: your tomato plants need to be stripped of the lower leaves and planted all the way down to the NEXT set of leaves like THIS. You'll have a stronger root system, ergo, stronger plants. :D
If you really want to jump start, plant them near cement - the sidewalk, street, a retaining wall. You'll get all of that reflective heat warming up the soil.
(And I have been horrible about replying to old posts, so I wanted to thank you for your links to help my blog. THANK YOU!)